Cleveland Browns Downs

A very specific mental handicap used to describe millionaire athletes who seemingly forget how to play sports right in the middle of a game. The term was coined when the Cleveland Browns punt returner Poyer let a punted football bounce off his face on the 3 yard line. Clearly he was suffering from the Cleveland Browns Downs.

“Did you see that guy had his shirt on backwards?”

“Yeah and it was a button up too. What a dickwhistler.”

“He must be suffering from a case of the Cleveland Browns Downs.”

by SunnyofOlmsted October 25, 2017

Taking the Cleveland Browns to the Superbowl

A slang saying that means to defecate

"Damn, stop knocking on the bathroom door already, Im taking the cleveland browns to the superbowl damn it!"

by Throb N Pnes August 23, 2006

The Cleveland Browns

Several large pieces of brown feces.

"Im going to lead the Cleveland Browns to the Super Bowl."

by DirtyMoney907 February 8, 2010

take the cleveland browns to the superbowl

Take a dump.

"Ah man, I gotta take the cleveland browns to the superbowl."

by TheRealHardscoper September 21, 2013

And we're the Cleveland Browns

The battle cry of the Cleveland Browns. Said at the beginning of each game.

Steelers: Oh I'm so gonna win this game against the Browns today! It's easy pickings!

Browns: And we're the Cleveland Browns!
(Browns win 6-13)

by retsuko67 February 15, 2026

Cleveland Browner

A person who engages in Cleveland Browning; a person who hooks up with a Cleveland Brown, which is a girl with a nice body but an ugly face, also known as a bagger or butterface.

John is such a Cleveland Browner. For the third time this semester he bagged a bagger - he hooked up with yet another ugly chick who happened to have a nice body.

by PMax March 9, 2008

cleveland brown

A girl with a super hot body, but with an ugly face. As compared to the Cleveland Brown's uniform: Great uniform, ugly helmet.

Yo, bitch's body was slammin'...too bad she was a Cleveland Brown.

by the chocolate elvis April 24, 2003