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Anal Claymore

When you ball your hand into a fist (known as the stink fist) and shove it into a woman's butt hole. Then, with your other hand, you mimic the shape of a detonator and ask the woman to press the button. When she pushes the button you release your fingers so instead of a ball they are flat. Then the silly string doodoo escapes her anus due to the release in pressure.
I shoved my hand into Betty's anus and prepared my other hand as the detonator. She set off the detonator and thus received the Anal Claymore.
by Vanderbilt Commodore December 22, 2007
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claymore

A sword strong enough to stop a tank
If you want a sword, at least get something that'll stop a tank, a claymore.
by conlyn August 24, 2007
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Claremont Colleges

Commonly refers to the 5 prestigious undergraduate colleges located in Claremont, California but also includes 2 graduate schools. The undergraduate institutions, Pomona, Claremont McKenna, Pitzer, Harvey Mudd, and Scripps are all highly selective and consistently ranked among the nation's best colleges in US News & World Report as well as in many other college guides. The colleges are all technically independent but share a variety of resources and programs. Pomona and Pitzer do joint athletics while Claremont McKenna, Harvey Mudd, and Scripps (CMS) do as well.
Oh my god, you got into one of the Claremont Colleges? Man, you must be crazy smart!

I could never get into one of the Claremont Colleges...my SATs are not nearly high enough.
by Atticus382091839 April 23, 2006
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Carnmore

Carnmore is a magical place about 5 miles from the city of Galway, where men are men and sheep are scared. Popular destinations in Carnmore include Clochmoyle, School Road, Lydican, Kiltullagh and Bóthar na scoile.

Carnmore is also home to the finest airport, in the world according to a recent poll
Lets go have some fun. Lets go to CARNMORE!

where will we fly from? Carnmore of course!
by cearnin123 July 14, 2009
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claymore

The act of flatulating while walking down a busy street, hallway, etc. where the person behind you walks into it, experiencing the full force of your vile ass fumes.
"Placing claymore!"
by thedudeman456543234567 June 16, 2014
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claymores

similar to grenades(ugly fat chicks) or land mines(skinny ugly chicks). these girls are cute from behind but once they turn around or you get to close them you notice there ugly and its too late.
She had a nice ass.. but when she turn around i couldn't say the same for her face..damn claymores got me again
by alejandro bueno August 23, 2010
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scottish claymore

A term used to describe the penis of a man of Scottish heritage.
“Some guy standing next to me in the bathroom told me he wanted to sword fight. I kindly informed him I was gifted with a Scottish claymore and that it isn’t a wise decision”.
by Peter Puller May 7, 2021
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