Flesh Cigar

A penis.

There was an article in the New York Post that claimed Fidel Castro gave the ol' flesh cigar to 35 000 women.

by SafeHouse October 09, 2010

Sitting on a cigar

The need to make a bowel movement.

Dude! Stop at the next rest stop. I'm sitting on a cigar.

by Chipf70 February 05, 2012

Cigar Farts

Noun: used to define extremely bad gas one encounters after a night of drinking and smoking cigars.

John: "Man, the case of Budweiser was bad, but I shouldn't have had that second Arturo Fuente last night, I really stunk up the house with my Cigar Farts this morning."

Mike: "John had a bad case of the Cigar Farts this morning. Must have been another night of Bud Heavy and heaters on the rooftop deck last night".

by Arturo Fuente December 19, 2011

Clinton Cigar

An act in which involves putting a cigar, cigarette, cigarillo, joint, etc. in a woman's vagina.

Mr. Clinton: Huh Huh, put it in there.
Ms. Lewinsky: You mean the Clinton cigar?

by hardlimpbizkit July 15, 2012

Greasy Cigar

3 KFC Chips wrapped in KFC Chicken skin preferably from a keel or a breast piece. Dunked in KFC Chicken gravy.

The Greasy Cigar is quite simply the greatest tasting fast food delight you can ever imagine. FACT

by Lee Founder of the Big GC February 23, 2011

Eastlake Cigar

A heterosexual act of love in which a male inserts his penis into a female's mouth and ejaculates inside of it, after having anal sex.

Patricia did not want her boyfriend to ejaculate inside of her butt, so she requested an Eastlake Cigar instead.

by BlisterGypsy June 02, 2015

Raspberry Cigar

The act of cumming on a womans yeast infected bloody tampon.

Yo John, I gave your mom a raspberry cigar last night. I fucked her in the ass when she was on her period and she had a yeast infection. Right before I came I tore out her tampon and shot my load all over it!

by Monsignor Frank P. July 13, 2014