An extremely hot yet also sweet guy with an amazing body. Always up to drink and best at making everyone feel good. Funniest guy you'll ever meet.
by Ayit'snutterbutter December 1, 2016
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"Dude after eating that chili I need to take a huge CHRISTOFORO."
"Dude after eating that chili I need to take a huge CHRISTOFORO."
by NotDaveEither December 31, 2011
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This occurs when you're listening to a band you think is awesome, look them up, than get dissapointed by discovering they are a full out Christian band.
Joey: yo i was listening to this amazing band, but their die hard Christians so i don't really like them anymore.
Greg: Ha, looks like someone made a Christovery.
Greg: Ha, looks like someone made a Christovery.
by J to the gangsta G skillet August 26, 2010
Get the Christovery mug.Probably the sweetest friend you could ever have, he’s supportive and kinda hot ngl (no homo) he’s super understanding and loves you no matter how ugly you look.
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by jaenrgkjbearnkjerahjkber August 16, 2022
Get the @CristoferAmaruri mug.although not the traditional christopher, a bit more unique, however don’t get it twisted, this man is hot as hell and will make you fall in love at first sight with his heart melting smile and lightskin rizz. he may or may not be vertically challenged, but if he is then use that to your advantage!! good things come in small packages and this is extremely true with this guy. not only is he extremely attractive but his personality will truly lure you in. he’s shy, sweet, but can also be quite playful and daring if tempted. from hand kisses to elevator make out sessions, he knows how to satisfy you and treat you well in any situation. when you’re with him you’ll feel like you’re just chilling with your best friend, with him there’s no judgment, just love. you don’t have to be afraid to have long deep conversations with him, he’s open to anything and will love you regardless. he will definitely have you crushing on him more than once, and what isn’t there to love? he’s perfect in every way. a true gem in this world of sad eboy rejects and twinks. make sure to hold on to him, because you’ll regret it if you let him slip from your grasp
girl: have you seen that guy over there? he’s so fine
other girl: oh you mean chrystofer? ik right, i’ve had a crush on him twice this year
other girl: oh you mean chrystofer? ik right, i’ve had a crush on him twice this year
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