Chompler

Someone who gets left behind, having no where to go.

My dad left me as a chompler

by Super cool child 6 June 3, 2021

chompoozle

Someone who licks your dick

Those fucking chompoozles can lick my dick. (redundant)

by Blue Chair June 6, 2022

chompoozle

Someone who licks your dick

Those fucking chompoozles can lick my dick.

by Blue Chair June 6, 2022

Chomplezs

The Cream Betweens album of the century that hit the charts sky rocketing past all other albums

"whats your favorite album in the world?" "bro is that even A FUCKING QUESTION Chomplezs no doubt."

by StickyBackshots July 4, 2022

Chomology

(noun)
The existential and overall useless

self-study of a chomo's own inner chomo, always occuring on its own, internally, and never leading anywhere helpful or enlightening - except to perhaps alert nearby anti-chomo activists to the presence of a nearby chomo via the psychopathic-looking and unique "chomo-stare" that animates its face.

A completely pointless discipline for a completely abhorrent creature.

Joe: hey you see that weirdo right there, the one staring at nothing like he's fantasizing a murder or something?

Bob: yeah, what about him?
Joe: well that there is a Chomological stare - the kind a chomo gets when it's considering some chomo sh*t, or Chomology.

Bob: ohhh boy that's chomology, yeah I've heard of it.

Joe: well it's time to send it back to school: grab that steel pipe and come with me.

Chomo: hey leave me alone! I am a professor of Chomological Studies at PDF Universi-BONK!

by robot.palmtree August 13, 2024

chomplestonk

A hard stool that usually comes out of your butt.

"Im chomplestonking"

by bsusns June 1, 2024