Chocolate cake

When your dick get destroyed by a black women's puss

Last night I got a chocolate cake

by Isiocvv November 13, 2018

German chocolate cake coffee

"German chocolate cake coffee" is when you fuck a girl suffering from diarrhea in the ass, then pull out and come in her mouth while shouting "Sieg heil" and giving the Nazi salute.

I served my girl up some German chocolate cake coffee last night for Yom Kippur, and boy was she pissed!!!!

by library crew September 28, 2006

Gerbilled Chocolate Cake Martin

Stuff a piece of frozen chocolate cake in the ass like a dildo then thaw it and eat it covered in butt drool.

That girl I gave the Gerbilled Chocolate Cake Martin to last night freaked after I told her the cake she just ate was in her ass last night.

by Richard Kraft August 28, 2006

strippers chocolate cake

The sugary brown rectal contents typically found in an asshole after a female or male stripper exits a cake.

Damn, Vitus, your brother's strippers chocolate cake was fantastic and nutritious.

by Aberham Lincoln January 18, 2008

Chocolate Cake

Any Weapon In Any Version Of Halo Which Is A Heavy Weapon Or Will Deliver A One Hit Knockout If Used Correctly. Upon Sighting A Weapon Of This Nature, The Player Announces (Or If Player Doesn't Want To Warn The Other Players, The Player Must At Least Think The Words. This Works Best With XBox Live, System Link, Or Internet Play Especially When Someone Else Is Around) "Why Hello Chocolate Cake." This Can Work Also For Power Ups And Vehicles But Definitely Works Best With Weapons.

"Dude, Dave Just Got Chocolate Cake! We Better Get The Hell Out Of His Way."

by pizzaazzip May 2, 2009

german chocolate cake

After sex one partner pinches a loaf onto the other partner's chest and rubs it in with coconut oil.

I'll never reverse cowgirl with that ho, she German chocolate caked me.

by Count Flatula November 19, 2013

Chocolate Cake Diplomacy

The passing on of bad news while sharing a delicious treat, hoping the listener with not fully grasp the news. A gastronomic smokescreen.

The seventeen year old boy employed the proven technique of Chocolate Cake Diplomacy, and told his parents that he had knocked up the neighbor girl, while serving them slices of a delicious, three layer chocolate cake that was " this high!".

by ElCommissioner April 21, 2017