When you put a strawberry up someone's butt and get some poop on it. Then you have to eat the shitcovered strawberry.
Kayla: "Aw, man. That sucks."
Sabrina: "What?"
Kayla: "Tre just texted me and told me he gave my dad a chocolate covered strawberry."
Kayla's Dad: "Tre, can I have a chocolate covered strawberry again?"
Tre: "Okay, but promise you didn't eat corn the other day?"
Kayla's Dad: "Okay, I promise." *thinks: I did eat corn. Hahahaha. I like to watch him eat the corn.*
Sabrina: "What?"
Kayla: "Tre just texted me and told me he gave my dad a chocolate covered strawberry."
Kayla's Dad: "Tre, can I have a chocolate covered strawberry again?"
Tre: "Okay, but promise you didn't eat corn the other day?"
Kayla's Dad: "Okay, I promise." *thinks: I did eat corn. Hahahaha. I like to watch him eat the corn.*
by i am cooooool. January 9, 2010
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"Nice man."
*High Five*
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*High Five*
by M.A.C.R.O. March 21, 2010
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Nice to meet you too, by the way :)
Nice to meet you too, by the way :)
by This is J.B. March 18, 2005
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Garfield's favorite meal might be lasagna but his favorite dessert will always be the Strawberry Chocolate Supreme.
by gingsquad July 13, 2015
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Bob pulled his dick out of Mary's butthole and looked down in horror, realizing he had a strawberry chocolate surprise.
by Roflles July 2, 2017
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1. I was really hungry, so I fucked my girlfriend while she was on her period without a condom, so I could eat a Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie.
2. Thank god I waited long enough to fuck my girlfriend for both her period and the diarrhea around her asshole to dry, so I could enjoy this fine delectable that is a Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie.
MMMMM...Bloody Queef Cum!!
2. Thank god I waited long enough to fuck my girlfriend for both her period and the diarrhea around her asshole to dry, so I could enjoy this fine delectable that is a Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie.
MMMMM...Bloody Queef Cum!!
by Scott, Ben, Jesse October 28, 2007
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