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choat

The boy choat on his exam.
by Martina November 23, 2003
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Patrick Choate

Really outgoing. Friggin' hot. Very funny. Just grand. Definitely dandy.

Charming, caring, athletic, and confident. Quite exquisite.

Pat + Jash = <3
"Dude, why can't I be like Patrick Choate?"

"Pshht. It's Pat, let's be honest. No one is as cool as him."

"You're right. Patrick is the best."
by Jassssh, June 29, 2009
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"Bisexual" girl granted the title of gayest girl alive by a particular group of people. Known as unfaithful and unable to commit to a relationship. So contradictory that you would mistake everything she says as the average testimony in the game Ace Attorney who claims that she saw our relationship as more of a friendship like bond after she broke up and i discovered she cheated on me with a girl despite the fact that she took my first kiss a week before she broke up with me and also lied saying that only kiss was with a guy when in reality she had another kiss with a girl she revealed right after guilt tripping me in to kissing her. in other words BITCH
Wow that girl is a real Gabriella Choate/Gaybi Chode
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Dirty Choate Barnacle Boy

The fear of not understanding anything and fisting your penis hole.
My friends always say I’m a Dirty Choate Barnacle Boy
by TripleDickleBeau August 4, 2025
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Dirty Choate Barnacle Boy

The fear of not understanding anything and fisting your penis hole.
My friends always say I’m a Dirty Choate Barnacle Boy
by TripleDickleBeau August 4, 2025
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Choat

When an obese person’s neck is girthier than it is long, resembling a chode that is connecting their head to their shoulders.
Look at Babs’ choat! That son of a bitch needs to lay off the gas station hot dogs!
by BigDogDrake69420 November 2, 2023
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