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Jambo the chimpanzee

A terrifying ultra ripped hairless chimpanzee that lives in the twycross zoo
Jambo the chimpanzee be looking like an escaped SCP
by Funny ape June 27, 2022
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Crimbo (short for Crimbabwe) also known as the Heart of Darkness

Time of maximum demands when, due to natural seasonal low, minimal resources are available to meet them. We're supposed to be all jolly and having the time of our lives (another demand).
Crimbo again! Crimbo (short for Crimbabwe) also known as the Heart of Darkness! How bracingly spiffing! Turdaceous to the point of buggering description!
by Mr Thick and Thin December 24, 2012
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chimpanzee ass

the act of eating spicy primarily Italian foods such as buffalo wings, lots of chicken parm or anything with pepperoni then taking a shit and upon exit the tasty medditeranian spices flood your asshole causing a sharp burning sensation which causes the victim to walk around with spread legs and a slightly gaped butthole to avoid painful friction
Louie: hey Mr. Formaggioni i just ate a 16 inch cold cut grinder with exra pepperoni from milano's do you think ill get chimpanzee ass

Mr. Formaggioni: ooo lou you shouldn't have done that your ass is gonna be burning like a rich lazy jew
by loudog413 December 2, 2010
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put on the rocky road chimpanzee suit

Chimpanzees are notorious for throwing their feces and ejaculate around. Putting on the rocky road chimpanzee suit is when a person is covered with every single bodily fluid available.
That blind date was such a psycho. All he wanted to do was put on the rocky road chimpanzee suit. There was piss and blood everywhere!
by Patick O'Neil January 22, 2006
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chimpanzee

An ugly-ass mother fucker. Someone whose face is extremely janked and actually looks like a monkey.
"Fix your mother fuckin' face nigga, look at these fuckin' chimpanzees, bunch of fuckin monkies"-Curtis 50 cent Jackson (Do It Myself-Young Buck)

"Dude look at this guy in the Spanish book!"
"Man that is one ugly-ass dude, he looks like a fucking chimpanzee"

Note: In the Holt Spanish Ven Conmigo #3 spanish book there is actually a guy who looks like a chimpanzee in chapter 2.
by Sergio Carvidas October 12, 2006
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hairless chimpanzee

The cops popped another hairless chimpanzee last night.

That hairless chimpanzee was so high on crack he was throwing his own at the cops.
by kaadoo September 25, 2017
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Chimpanzee Smile

The most radiant expression of joy any primate can exhibit.
The lights dimmed, brad postured himself on one knee and presented a tiny crush velvet box to Stacey. The one time whore was so overcome with emotion that her lips parted from ear to ear presenting one of the most gorgeous chimpanzee smiles in God's creation.
by m o g w a i June 27, 2007
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