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n. -- a citizen of France (SYN. see spineless)

The term derives from the French military history, especially in reference to their lack of vitories.
"It's not his fault. He's a cheese-eating surrender monkey."
by DamnProudAmerican May 19, 2004
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cheese-eating surrender monkeys

1. A reasonably entertaining epithet used in the Simpsons to describe the french.
2. Used by a plagiarist, a bore, an asshat, a neoconservative, a douchebag and/or a dickwad, as a weak attempt to appear smart; and an unoriginal way to describe the french.
Hi. I'm an asshat neoconservative dickwad bore. Those french over there are cheese-eating surrender monkeys. Aren't I smart?
by moofmonkey November 25, 2003
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Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys

A perjorative term for any French citizen. Only used by idiots who couldn't find France on a labelled world map.
Uh, yeah, uh, Hitler would be, like, dead now if the Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys had stood up to him in World War, uh, one...no, wait, that was two...yeah...oh, wait...he is dead now? Oh. Um.
by Sadiesez June 2, 2010
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Cheese eating surrender monkey

The Cheese Eating surrender Monkeys live in France and Wisconsin, namely the green bay packers.
The Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys live in france
by DiamondComodo April 26, 2022
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monkey cheese biscuit

meaning a cheese biscuit but made from monkey cheese ear food being scrated and fried with love
"hey, can i have monkey cheese biscuit" , "sure but you have to tell me Obamas last name first!"
by bollocks hunter November 21, 2021
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Cheese Monkey

A cheese monkey is a monkey with cheese, or a cheese coloured (or yellow) monkey. A monkey eating cheese is a very rare site to see in some cases so this is why people use this term.
Person 1: "Hey look at that!'
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "It's a monkey eating cheese!"
Person 2: "Oh a Cheese Monkey?"
Person 1: "Yeah I guess"
by Aquz October 5, 2021
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Cheese Monkey

A cheese dog or rat who is in fact black. Shares all the same qualities as a cheese rat. Cheese monkeys can be your friends or enemies.
Maddox: Sup Jimbo you cheese dog
Jimbo: No i’m a cheese monkey
by Strikle April 26, 2019
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