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A Case of the Kaufman's

when a person, usually female, is momentarily or otherwise permanently infatuated with and or occupied by a member of the Kaufman family (Arizona chapter). The female is not sure why she is so infatuated with a Kaufman but is and cannot get over her feelings. the virus is very contagious when contact occurs with the original source.
girl1: OMG i have such a case of the Kaufman's!
girl2: i don't event know what you see in him.
girl1: i don't know he's just so charming i keep going back.
by CaptainKaufman August 19, 2012
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Bad case of the Kharjos

When someone or something gets stuck in a planking position facing up or down, and proceeds to move around and go about their business whilst stuck on the ground. Primarily found in Skyrim, and was discovered by and named after Kharjo the Khajiit, right-hand man, or rather, right-hand cat of Lord Scatsbury Himself.
Friend 1: *is moving around on the ground*
Friend 2: "Dang dude, you got a bad case of the Kharjos"
Scats: "YOU'RE ALL FAKE, AND BROKEN!"
by Micher J December 26, 2019
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Case of the Kaydens

To have a case of the Kaydens is to be overwhelmed or completely inundated with an immense feeling of sexual attraction or sexual frustration towards something or someone to the point that you lose all ability to communicate or behaviour in a socially acceptable manner. Often when a person is suffering from a case of the Kaydens, they lock their eyes and stare with intensity at their victim. The only way a person may end their episode of a case of the Kaydens is by spoofing off either in private or in that location they first start having a case of the Kaydens. The term originates from the behaviour exhibited by a Kayden ( which the term Kayden is given to a horny male) when he sees a female of attractive nature in a public space.
“ man, you really have a case of the Kaydens don’t you?”
“ that bloke is having a case of the Kaydens at the moment

“ can you please stop having a case of the Kaydens?”
by Jim jam jom January 5, 2024
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keith case

Dude, I can see your keith case showing, we're just watching infomercials.
by datcrazymofouknow April 22, 2014
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a case of the 'don't know ya's

When someone who you have met on several previous occasions acts like they don't know you when they see you in a different setting.
Susie: Hey, isn't that Joe from shipping who just walked past our table? He didn't even say, "Hello". I just talked to him earlier today!
Jenny: Yeah...he's got a case of the 'Don't Know Ya's.
by Likely March 3, 2010
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a case of the R.Kellys

An uncontrolable urge to urinate (piss) all over the underage cracked-out whore you brought back to your hotel room. There is also a 50% chance one of your assclown friends video tapes it.
I had this bitch back at my pad and I got a wicked case of the R.Kelly's (AKA Golden Shower) so I lit that skank up from my fire hose.
by Dianycis September 15, 2005
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keith case

Dude, I can totally see your keith case. We're just watching infomercials.
by awwwwyeahh360 April 25, 2014
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