Eat a bowl of cereal 

For a man to have his penis forcibly sucked by another man while his grandmother cooks brownies.

Me: Bro, I could totally go for a eat a bowl of cereal right a about now
My friend: Now don't be getting any ideas...
My grandma: Yeah it is way to late for sweets

Eat a bowl of cereal by The pig god October 25, 2017

Bowl of Cereal 

code word/ slang for a bowl of Marijuana aka weed, pot, mary jane ect...

kid1: dude i wish we had a bowl of cereal right now
kid2: dude i knowww
kid3: why didn't you fools ask, i've got a big bowl of it in my car
kid1&2: DUUUDE LETS GO!

Bowl of Cereal by CerealLover420 July 21, 2011

Korean Bowl of Cereal 

This is normally when a young Korean woman is having sex with an older white man, and the woman GAPES her asshole open, (acting as a bowl) and the man spunks in her asshole, (acting as milk), and then she shits, (acting as the cereal), and then it is consumed with a large spoon.

Yo, I'm not hungry I just had a Korean Bowl of Cereal a couple of hours ago. Tasted like shit but filled me up good.

Korean Bowl of Cereal by Theytrynabecrate March 18, 2021

Bowl of Cereal 

A vagina full of semen and cereal.

I came in Patricia's vagina and then dumped a bowl of cereal into her. My cum was the milk! BAHHHHHHHH!

Bowl of Cereal by SweetMotherfukinPussy October 11, 2009

Bowl of Cereal 

To jack off or flick the bean

Aaron: I have 1 bowl of cereal everyday
Gavin: Rookie numbers, I have 4 a day

Bowl of Cereal by kittiesfunnies March 26, 2021

Pour a bowl of cereal 

"Pour a bowl of cereal" - A colloquial invitation signifying more than just a shared breakfast. It implies an open invitation to spend time at someone's place, extending to overnight stays and lingering into the following morning. It suggests a comfortable and welcoming atmosphere where guests are encouraged to relax and make themselves at home.

She can pour a bowl of cereal at my place any time she is a certified dime!

Pour a bowl of cereal by Word G February 7, 2025

National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day

Every year, May 13 is a happy day for people who put milk in a bowl first and then cereal. On this day U CAN NOT get mad because of that because we celebrate National put milk in a bowl before u put the cereal day.

Anna: *puts milk in a bowl before cereal"
Mom: WHAT THE- R U DOING?
Anna: Chill, it is National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day.

Mom: I-

National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day by Dahoodgrill123 November 4, 2021