CART

A fart that is cowardly overdubbed with a loud staged cough to avoid embarrassment in polite company.

Charlie: Yes ma'am. *CART!*
The Queen: Oh you poor boy, you should really get something for that chest.
Charlie: Yes ma'am.

by cheddarfloor April 21, 2005

Cart

When someone farts and sneezes simultaneously, producing a resultant sound that is equivalent to Satan's exorcism. Such release of bodily gas from the butt hole and the mouth hole releases tension in the individual's body but causes great discomfort to those around him.

Joanna carted! Ewwwww
I am sick and I just had beans for lunch. Carted so hard in the bathroom, like Deandra taking a shit.

by pegauniconusus March 17, 2013

Cart

Something you go shooping in; or jump on it and have fun is da parkinglot.

Ẅoah, Bailey go zoom i the cart in front of the supermarket.

by SayNo2Drugs April 23, 2021

Cart

A big joke. it's F1 except in America. who likes open wheeled road course racing anyway? its to foreign. except IRL which is actually exceiting open-wheeled racing.

billy watches cart because he's a commie.

by Elliott Sadler 38 April 24, 2005

Cart

To Cum and Fart simultaneously.

Was getting a blowjob from Susan last night and I totally carted... she didn't even slow down.

by YouPornJude August 10, 2012

Cart

A hybrid between arts and crafts. Youtuber Moriah Elizabeth describes her channel this way.

“I have a cart channel”

by Ellababy09 August 30, 2020

Cart

-to greatly exaggerate a bid or an offer in the commodities market
-see pinnochio...
from Latin NOSUS GROWUS

I was short- but had to get out- when I got CARTED by a Dave bid ....
It dumped !!!!!!!!!

by ynkx July 23, 2004