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Helena Bonham Carter

Helena Bonham Carter, fondly known as HBC, is probably the most beautiful woman in the world. Her deep brown eyes express emotions that pierce our souls. Her cheekbones are just amazing. Every woman would be envious. Her skin is flawless and creamy. Her nose is plain perfection. And her hair has achieved its own level of epic. The curls perfectly frame her god-like face.

Additionally, HBC has an extremely infectious laugh to go along with her warm and lovely voice. She is an extremely likeable person known to wear Z-coils and clothes from Anthropologie. She likes Starbucks and Goji berries.

Apparently, she talks in her sleep and uses really long words that Tim has to look up in the dictionary, like Bovine! :D

Helena Bonham Carter is an actress who has appeared in many costume dramas at the beginning of her career, including Lady Jane, A Room with a View, Howards End, etc. Wings of the Dove may also fall into this category, but she plays a completely different character with selfish intentions. It is a recommended movie for all and her performance garnered an Oscar nomination, but lost to Helen Hunt who didn't really do anything in her movie...

However, this has not been the extent of her accomplishments, as many like to believe. She has also played a stripper in Dancing Queen, a drug addict in Novocaine, a psycho woman in Sweet Revenge and more famously, a tumor named Marla Singer in Fight Club. She was even Morgan le Fey in the magical world of Merlin, and a psychotic Death Eater in the Harry Potter series.

Recently, she has appeared in all of Tim Burton's movies since the filming of Planet of the Apes, such as a witch in Big Fish, a corpse in Corpse Bride, and Mrs Lovett in Sweeney Todd. Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter formed a relationship during the filming of Planet of the Apes. Suffice to say, even as an ape, she exuded sexiness. Tim Burton ditched the gold-digging Lisa Marie and had some lovely babies with Helena by the names of Billy and Nell. The family will all have epic hair.

Most recently she played Serena in Terminator Salvation. Her face glowed and everyone watched the screen because her beauty was so overwhelming. She is now involved in the 2010 film Alice in Wonderland, directed by Tim. That will be the most visually delicious film in the history of all time.

Overall, Helena's films are amazing in their variety and she brings something new to each character. She is a true actress and makes it an art, not a profession. Lover her always.
HER PLUGHOLES ARE POPPIN
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Helena Bonham Carter
by Bovine! June 11, 2009
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Everyone calls her a pedo cunt. She really isn’t, though. She sleeps around a lot. She once got surgery to get a chode removed from her ass hole. She loves when people tickle her taint,
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Helena Bonham Carter

A beautiful English actress who was born on May 26, 1966. She is best known for her Portrayal of Lucy Honeychurch in a Room with a View. She was a golden globe winner for Tim Burton's Sweeney Todd where she played Mrs. Lovett. This is also starring Johnny Depp. She was in many other movies including, Novocaine, Conversations with Other Women, Harry Potter, Fight Club, Planet of the Apes, The Heart of Me, Till Human Voices Wake Us, Corpse Bride, Wallace and Grommit: The Curse of the Were Rabbit, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Sixty Six, and many more. She and Tim Burton, her partner for 6 years met on the set of Planet of the Apes, and they now have two children, Billy Ray, and Nell Burton. She has been in many of his movies since.
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"Beauty is always only an illusion."
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A strange guy who only has younger years as friends because no one his age likes him anymore
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carter is a nickname for ‘cart’ so when asking if they’ve seen carter you’re asking them if they have a cart on them
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