carbage disposal

The go-to person that will eat all of your carbs when you do not want them.

If you aren't going to eat your croutons, you should give them to Steven. He's such a carbage disposal

by turkeyavocadosandwich February 20, 2015

Carbage diet

A diet in which you can eat all the carbs you want as long as you find them in the trash.

Hey, I saw you digging in the garbage at work. Are you poor?

Not poor, just trying this new carbage diet.

by cokemidget November 3, 2020

Cabbage Patch Stalker

A hideous looking stalker of the third kind that resembles the apperance of a 'cabbage patch kid' from the classic 1980s collectors cards. They will stop at nothing to stalk their unwitting victims and subject them to their ungainly mis-shapen ugly form, offering unlimited freaky sex. Many victims have never recovered from one of these hideous encounters.

Everything was fine in the office until the daylight was shut out by the unwitting rise of the cabbage patch stalker in front of the windows.. no man survived that day..

by Jack Jismouth August 14, 2009

benadryl cabbage patch

another name for Benedict Cumberbatch

person 1: Benadryl Cabbage patch is my favorite actor, i love him in Sherlock.

person 2: i dont man, i think Beedrill Confused bats was better in Dr. Strange

by notspiderman December 9, 2016

American carnage

A post-truth term intended to scare impressionable adults and small children who are not in possession of the facts.

Go to bed children, or the President won't be able to protect you from the American carnage.

by CNY liberal January 20, 2017

Meat Cabbage

1. Man's Scrotum 2. Can also be used to describe the odor of a Man's Scrotum.

My hands are cold can I cup your Meat Cabbage to warm them up?!?

by Proy21 October 4, 2008

cabbage grabber

an illegal alien beaner

About 150 cabbage grabbers ran from the barn as the police officers came to investigate a reported cockfight.

by USnative February 6, 2010