Captain Keyes

The Cap'n from the hit Xbox and PC game who ends up getting his head ripped of by Master Chief a.k.a. John, all that is left of the Spartan Project, When the Captain suddenly becomes an evil parasitic lifeform known as the flood.

Captain Keyes said that he may loose contant when he gets there. I believed him.

by David Lewis December 29, 2003

Captain Kirk

1. Someone (usually a man) that spends most of his money on a gold digging woman.

2. Someone (usually a man) that lets a woman walk all over him by letting her take his car, pays her bills, takes care of her kids while she goes out, and any number of things that would constitute trying to "save" a woman from her apparent downtrodden position in life.

3. A song by Master P on the 1997 Ghetto D album

Your crew: Hey man, you want to go hit up the music store?
You: Naa man, i'm broke
Your crew: Thats because you're too busy trying to save a hoe with your captain kirk ass

by Nkd K3v August 17, 2011

Captain Kirk Syndrome

Talking with many awkward pauses in one's speech, to try and make whatever one is saying more impressive and/or dramatic. Named after William Shatner.

The Captain Kirk Syndrome includes talking like:

There's...

Someone on the wing...

Some...

Thing.

by Kitty Clysm February 9, 2012

Captain Kirk

1. Main character in the original Star Trek series. Commander of the Enterprise.

2. Cockney rhyming slang for "work".

1. Guy #1: "d00d pickard r00lz!!"
Guy #2: "Kirk could kick Picard's ass!"

2. Guy #1: "You want some vodka?"
Guy #2: "Can't man, got Captain Kirk tomorrow."
Guy #1: "Shut up and get that down your Gregory Peck!"

by Beeth November 17, 2007

Captain Kidd

Indie-pop/Alternative Dance band made up of 5 Ohio State University students originally hailing from the Cleveland area. Best known for their song "Freaky Love", and the accompanying video.

Person 1: "Have you heard of Captain Kidd?"
Person 2: "Didn't they play welcome week this year?"
Person 1: "Yes and they are a bunch of cool dudes, I'm a fan."

by thenextoprah January 24, 2015

Captain Kneeus

Originated from the great Amarkus Edward “Kneeus” “Captain Knee” “Big Knee” “Kneeboy” “Lil Dark” Brown.

Look at that nigga kneeus over there.
My BOY CAPTAIN KNEEUS IN THE BUILDING!

by Capt Knee November 12, 2020

Cold Captain Karl

Blowing a line of adderall off a dick and then whispering in his ear his brothers dick is bigger.

Get yourself a “Cold Captain Karl” and get back in the game.

by @Pappa_Snowflake September 6, 2020