Captain Crunch 

A tasty whisky and milk cocktail, usually consisting of 1 finger of whisky (the cheap stuff from the supermarket will do) and a half pint of cold milk.

Damn, that was some good Captain Crunch!

Captain Crunch by lordosmo January 9, 2012

Captain Crunch 

When a man takes a rather large dump.

Buddy is in there dropping a Captain Crunch

Captain Crunch by Dlancelot December 19, 2017

Captain Crunch 

The best cereal, if anyone says otherwise they are most likely gay

Bob: mm, I love captain crunch.

Captain Crunch by BarfingChicken December 11, 2018

Captain Crunch 

Highly dangerous statue, capable of extremely fast movement when not being observed. Snaps necks, making a ‘crunch’ sound. Commonly known as SCP-173.

D Class 1: Oh shit, it’s Captain Crunch! Keep your eyes on it!
D Class 2: Blinking!
Captain Crunch snaps D Class 2’s neck.
D Class 2: CRUNCH!

Captain Crunch by Natquik May 24, 2020

Captain Crunch 

When drunk people fall down or get messed up in their drunken state.

*drunk person trips over curb and smokes face on parking meter*
Joe - "Wow, that dude just captain crunched!"

Captain Crunch by OSO_LOCO January 21, 2021

Captain Crunch 

a cereal i'm eating right now.

Captain crunch tastes gud

Captain Crunch by Chocolate Fish June 26, 2021

Captain Crunch 

The worst head a man could possibly get. The name explains itself.

Bruh i asked her for some schlop but she gave me some Captain Crunch instead

Captain Crunch by Garfibromyalgia November 21, 2021