Capitalism

Mr. Krabs

Mr. Krabs loved capitalism

by IntergalactalEnergy February 16, 2023

Son of a capitalist

Frustration experienced when waiting for a Youtube video commercial to pass.

"Hey, can you play Ocean Avenue?"
*30 second tampon commercial*
"Son of a capitalist!"

by Maison Folle March 27, 2015

Capitalism

An economic system based on private ownership in which the major goal is to obtain profit. A free market economy.

The United States is a capitalist country.

by Gavrik July 18, 2005

Capitalism

When no birthday money

Capitalism:
“–Mom can i get birthday money?
–no”

by Ibeatyourepicmeat August 24, 2020

Crapitalize

Failure to succeed when given a good opportunity.
(the exact opposite of capitalizing on something)

Wow, that kicker really crapitalized on that field goal.

by alexanderdys January 11, 2012

Random Capitalization

The Art of randomly Starting a Word with a Capital midway through a Sentence.

"Interesting capitalization" i Said
"Yeah. I'm a big believer Of random Capitalization. The rules of capitalization are So unfair To the words in the Middle" Margo Roth Spiegelman

by TheEskimoNames February 26, 2020

capitalist pig

A term for a rich business tycoon who only cares about making more money. He doesn't care if he puts smaller stores out of business, doesn't care about the poor or middle class, and doesn't care very much about the customer. His business will usually sell overpriced products made of cheap plastic, and the customer support will usually be outsourced if there's any customer support in the first place. Similar to the phrase "miser", or "cheapskate", but more applicable to people who not only horde money, but keep expanding their businesses even when they have more than enough money.

That capitalist pig took all the business. Soon we'll have to sell our shop and move away.

by Mr. Seven January 5, 2010