Canadian Back Bacon

When the chick is in the doggy style position, take a dump on her back. Then continue with the doggy style as you see fit.

I had her on all fours and then I gave her some Canadian Back Bacon.

by Creepy Dave February 4, 2010

Canadian Baconator

You go back in time, make bacon with your mom while your pecker is covered in maple syrup, so you become your own father.

Friend: Hey John, what does your dad look like?
You: Well you know I love me a good Canadian Baconator. *you show him a selfie*

A remarkably salty piece of thick sliced ham, that in no way, shape or form is bacon. It does, however taste pretty similar.

Person 1: I'm going to have some Canadian Bacon.
Person 2: Why? Why not actual bacon?

Another euphemism for a penis, specifically belonging to a Canadian

Checked twitter this morning and the first thing on my timeline was Drake's canadian bacon

by grapelemonade February 6, 2024