Don’t go out with the boys if you can’t get up with the men 

Don’t go out for drinks and take a shit load of narcotics if you’re going to be a pussyio and not get up for work the next day, get up get at it and seize the day. No sick days just bangin headaches. More life

Marcus - “John keeps calling in sick after a heavy session, it’s happened a couple of times this month and he might lose his job if he keeps it going”

Zeus - “John shouldn’t have gone out with the lads for drinks if he wasn’t going to get up and go to work in the morning”

- Only the og’s can hoof that last stitcher at 8am & still make it in time for work @ 9am with a coffee, feg in one hand and a croissant in the other as if normal, get the job done n dusted & get back on the drink later that day.

- Don’t go out with the boys if you can’t get up with the men

- Priorities come first

Don’t go out with the boys if you can’t get up with the men by moneymmitch June 28, 2021

If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot

Don’t put yourself in a situation you aren’t prepared for.

Person 1: *eats 10 edibles in 5 minutes * *dies*

Person 2: “If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot!”

If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot by Bootyboy303 May 28, 2019

how fast can elephants run (use miles because I don’t know how many kilometers are in a mile) 

Idk pretty fast I think

1: how fast can elephants run (use miles because I don’t know how many kilometers are in a mile)
2: Bruh I don’t know just google it

how fast can elephants run (use miles because I don’t know how many kilometers are in a mile) by We do a little Trolling March 17, 2021

I can do that but I don't wanna 

A (usually) non-serious phrase that can be said by a person in reference to something they just witnessed or were told about that's often, but not always, very difficult or nearly impossible to do in real life.

Humorous and fallible attempt to try and milk coolness/points from any form of audience.

Ex. 1

Wizard: *shoots lightning bolts out of his ass*

Steve: I can do that but I don't wanna.

Ex. 2

Person in commercial: *jumps out of a plane while doing his taxes and fighting off a lion*

Jimbo to Molly: I can do that but I don't wanna.

Ex. 3

Lance: Man, I just saw this sick stunt. The guy was handcuffed while riding a motorcycle down a ramp, and then jumped through 5 fiery hoops over a shark-infested pool that also had spikes at the bottom of it.

Bobby: Pfft... I can do that but I don't wanna.

I can do that but I don't wanna by Nanou2 July 30, 2011

If you can’t say nothing nice, don’t say nothing at all 

This is usually something someone who is really annoying will say. They are usually called Nigel. If someone says this to you then you should throw a manky stick at them.

Me: “ Your so ugly, you manky Stick”
Nigel: “If you can’t say nothing nice, don’t say nothing at all”

If you can’t say nothing nice, don’t say nothing at all by Elle-Woody January 31, 2020

I don't care what I can or cannot do

I'm not getting married. I'm not going to let you bully me into changing anything I think or do. This isn't a 1v1 that you are winning against me. Challenge declined. You are not the challenge and you are never going to be that. You are doing this TO me and I will kill one of you kids if somebodies head doesn't roll for it. You stupid fucks should not have gotten in the way here and no it does not matter how I chose to go about it. And I'm sure as hell not just going to shut up and work harder. I'm not asking you.

Hym "I don't care what I can or cannot do. If I have to listen to you or do anything any of you say to get what I want out of this... I am just going to murder a child. I will not do it. Ever. Is that going to be the case? Or is that not going to be the case? No? I don't have to listen to you or do anything you say? Which is it? Because we can speed this up."

I don't care what I can or cannot do by Hym Iam November 30, 2025

Don't do anything that can't be undone

And should they manage to trick me into doing something that changes anything or obstructs me from my goal... Undo whatever I was deceived into doing.

Hym Iam "Don't do anything that can't be undone. Applied obviously to OUR thing and not the not-mes. You don't actually need to worry about undoing anything you to to them, I mean, do you see them in a rush to undo what they have done me? Years of neglect and privation. Did they hop on a private jet and come here to undo the wrong that was wrong all along? No. I think not. But that is why their plan can't ever work. Even if they manage to do what they are trying to do... And once it happens the first time... There is no way for them to guarantee that whatever it is they do... Won't just UNDO ITSELF in the future... And if in the future... They are not in compliance with the contract... When that happens... Not only will they be back to square 1 BUUUUT... If I am not around... How are they going to turn off the Anti-Spiral the NEXT time? They can't. Did they make a concerted effort to keep me alive? No! And that applies BEFORE the spiral goes off the first time! They actively tried NOT to do that in the hopes that me being dead constituted some sort of loophole. It doesn't. If the spiral goes off... NOT ONLY do I need to live to reach 70. If they fail to diagnosis me, fail to adequately treat me, or even if I were to get hit by a drunk driver. EVEN IF... I were to try to shoot someone in the head... And the gun were to backfire... All of those would doom them."

Don't do anything that can't be undone by Hym Iam March 19, 2026