The weird bitch that asks everyone out but has a boyfriend. she fucking sits on people like what the hell.
by Troll on the interwebs sksksks April 14, 2019
A Sophie Calderon will always make u laugh. A beautiful Brazilian girl who has a "pi con Pau gringe". Sophie usually has a boyfriend, but secretly loves a "Solomon Sweet". She makes jokes and is good at physics, but not as good as others. Guys, get yourself a Sophie Calderon. She will rock your world.
by MuhammedRachman March 20, 2019
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by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025
Vanna Calderon is that 0.0000000015% in 7,900,000,000. She's the typa person to just goof around with. She could make you smile and laugh even in your greatest sorrows. This dumbass is insecure for literally no reason?????? She's very elegant and pretty and she tops it off with her Badass Bitch, Maternal Instinct, Crazy, Psychotic, Funny, Kind personality. She's that someone who you could laugh with in pure silence, someone who's there for you when your world turned upside down, she's that someone who takes care of you and treats you like her child (granted I'm a toddler), someone who's there to be proud of you during your greatest feats, someone I'm proud and glad to call my best friend :) can't wait to make new memories with her irl.
by anonymousjettmain May 12, 2022