When the issue at hand is of such great magnitude and awe the only way to explain is by having an a and two magnitive descriptive words.
At work seven managers were fired because they were embezelling funds, all day the atmosphere was a calamity of a clusterfuck!
by kimmiesthougthsat2:14 July 9, 2013
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When you get a cramp while you’re taking a number 1
Larry: Dude I went through the AFH Calamity at the movies yesterday!
Porter: When you get a cramp while peeing?!

Larry: Precisely!
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A great nautical disaster, typically in ancient times, before smart people existed.

Leading causes of sea calamities include pirates, the kraken, Cthulhu, marriage, romantic relationships, friendships, shipwreckships, the evil dead, death metal, easy listening, military exercises, battle, and war.
A sea calamity is to be avoided at all costs, as is the human heart. But I repeat myself.

Loose lips sink ships. Once one becomes aware that the sea exists, they want to sail all day every day. But we all know love is a course dead set to one end, sea calamity.
by poisonIvy March 3, 2019
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An awesome fucking dark-fantasyroguelike deckbuilder game made by the a person named SkylarkGSH

In Calamity Cards you do morally questionable and stupid shit to an Irishman, a they/them ai robot, and a mommy frog furry with the power of LSD, LBTQ, ADHD, and a magical virus given by anti-god theirself.
Person 1: "Dude I just figured out the lor of Calamity Cards!"
Person 2: 'What the fuck are you talking about!?"
Person 3: "I just play at it stare at Padrickus for hours!"
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a person of calamitous nature who blunders around everywhere and who also makes grave errors of judgement and creates awkwardness
do you know that guy who pulled another boy after he smashed that mustard pot and chundered on his shoes?
yeah man, he is such a calamity dewpab
by CGPo May 29, 2010
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A failed attempt to score after receiving sexual favor (such as gettin' some head, hand job etc.) and spending a lot of time with one girl only to be stop by her period.
Dude, Jose had another pussy calamity this is the 3rd girl this summer.
by Nodim October 9, 2007
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A sudden plethora of spam attacking one's email box; a user on Gaia that lurks much and posts somewhat rarely.
A: I forgot to enable the filters on my inbox; therefore, spammity calamity has ensued.

B: Who the fuck is Spammity Calamity? I've never seen her on Gaia.
by Spammity Calamity! August 4, 2005
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