The imaginary handcuffs slapped upon you when someone engages you in what should be a brief conversation, but turns into a long, drawn-out monologue. You are trapped in a conversation from which you cannot escape.
"Sorry I'm late for our meeting but I ran into Julie and she had me in conversation cuffs and I couldn't get away."
by Kneeland March 9, 2010
Get the Conversation Cuffs mug.An acute medical condition of stomach cramps and extreme flatulence, resulting from the excessive consumption of cheese and scrumpy cider.
Not to be confused with Cider Fever which attacks the whole body, Fuzzy Cuffs was first identified in the south west of England in 2021. According to the British Medical Journal, no cure currently exists.
Not to be confused with Cider Fever which attacks the whole body, Fuzzy Cuffs was first identified in the south west of England in 2021. According to the British Medical Journal, no cure currently exists.
Chris: “pass me that cheese naan please.”
Sam: “not sure it’s a good idea after all that scrumpy you’ve guzzled today. You might end up with Fuzzy Cuffs”
Sam: “not sure it’s a good idea after all that scrumpy you’ve guzzled today. You might end up with Fuzzy Cuffs”
by LawrenceLB October 13, 2021
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An idication that someone dies there hair. If their pubic hair isn't the same colour as their hair you use this.
by Lizzy13 May 29, 2008
Get the collar doesn't match the cuffs mug.A sex toy bought to pin someone to a door. Used in sexual acts where one partner is restrained. Usually by ankles, wrists or both.
by Banks.89 August 9, 2009
Get the doorjam cuffs mug.Phrase used when a wife or girlfriend tells you under no circumstances are you to go out on a mad one with your mates
"Daz won't be joining us coz his mrs has slapped the fun cuffs on, probably coz he went missing for 3 days last time we went out!"
by Haloron February 16, 2010
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by William Greenbriar May 11, 2014
Get the Skin cuffs mug.Sex cuffs is another word for handcuffs but they are never used for anything other than sex. They are usually longer than regular hand cuffs and can come in a variety of colours and with or without fuzzy. Bought Usually in sex shops.
Oh my god Bill, I used the sex cuffs on Justine last night. I never heard my name screamed so much. She said "Best sex we ever had"
by Blue Street January 15, 2007
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