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CS:GO

-> Counter Strike: Global Offense
-> A game where you need incredible aim and economic sense in order to play at an average level
-> Line-ups with different utilities are a must-learn if you don't wanna get flamed by non-English speaking Russians speaking faster than an Uzi.
-> Is where dreams are realized and shattered due to how high the bar is to become a pro
-> A game where knives costs more than guns
-> Before, you needed to think about your econ, your team's, and your opponent's. But now, you can just buy a Negev for $1700, literally cheaper than a fucking M4($2900), plus the Kevlar and Helmet which costs $650. And you can just pre-fire in order to remove the first 15 bullet increased recoil for it to become a literal laser than cannot only damage your enemies, but everyone, including you, who's within hearing range because of how obnoxiously loud this thing is.
-> There are 5 utilities currently usable within the game. The molly, which is a staple for controlling choke points, the classic grenade, the smoke used defensively and offensively, and the flash grenade that literally burns the unlucky one's eyes. And the decoy grenade, sent from the very depths of hell.
->A game where players learn how to cuss in different languages.
-> Used to have a price tag, now it only requires your soul under the pretense that it's free.

->The only game where NA can shine internationally.
->A game where you wish you can strangle your teammates online.
“Hey, should I try CS:GO?"

“If you're a masochist, then yes, You definitely should.”
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CS:GO

A game where there is terrorists and counter-terrorists. Also people waste a couple thousand dollars trying to get a Karambit, but don't.
I hate being a terrorist in CS:GO! It sucks to be one.
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by what king September 5, 2021
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