Crashon

A saliva ice cube.

“Can you spit this crashon in my mouth”

by Bork_bork September 27, 2018

Cone crashing

The best way of describing how to aggressively ride a guy while he's lying down, letting you do the work.

Heather was so excited that Paul returned from leave that she was cone crashing him all night.

Brandon had to make up an excuse for why he was late, but it was worth it since he finally got Brett to cone crash him before work.

by Cone crasher January 8, 2010

Extreme Russian Crushin

Plunging your pole into the firm black hole of the abyss. This black hole preferably belongs to old Russians. Side effects normally include not being able to sit or walk for days, a headache, and a ten hour recovery period.

Phil: I can't walk man.

Andrew: Why can't you walk my friend.

Phil: I would rather not say...

Andrew: Oh no, not Extreme Russian Crushin!

by extremerussiancrushin November 22, 2011

gate crashing a cocktail party

When one unintentionally tags along or goes to an event that one may not be wanted at. One feels like the proverbial fifth wheel and like one is intruding and that one is not wanted. A very awkward situation.

Greg: I ended up going out to eat with Sarah's family last night.
Jeff: Really?
Greg: yeah, the problem it that it was a welcome home dinner for her sister.
Jeff: man, you totally gate crashed their cocktail party.

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Sarah: Greg gate crashed my family's cocktail party!
Georgette: bummer.

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Georgette: friends don't let friends go around gate crashing a cocktail party.
Jeff: ...awkward...

by Georgette July 20, 2008

Crashing noise

The sound of the fourth wall being broken by an errant link.

That crashing noise was the sound of the fourth wall being broken by an errant link

by branpowerd October 23, 2007

crashing

coming down from a "high" on drugs. usually where the really good feelings start fading away, and you get tired.

I was thizzin allll night, but after a while i started crashing, and went home.

by Heidi Terra January 10, 2007

blues crashing

A pre-planned spontaneous minstrel show in which priviliged white twenty-somethings appear in a public place and dance an over-wrought caricature of how they mistakenly believe colored people danced back when it was still acceptable to call them "colored."

White kid: "We're blues crashing the MLK memorial tomorrow!" *rubs crotch uncomfortably against his friend's younger sister's thigh*
Old black guy: *facepalm*

by Ballbombast April 26, 2013