crabby pants

"Jeez, who's wearing the crabby pants today?"
"Hey -- cheer up and take off the crabby pants."

by Panamax April 05, 2006

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Crabby Claw

The process of taking ones thumb and middle finger and pressing them extreamly hard on ones arm flab while yelling CRABBY CLAW! This usually results in extream pain to the person you are doing it too.

I crabby clawed the shit out of nick yesterday.

by David Maleh April 12, 2008

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crabby patty

Someone who comes to work EVERY day in a bad mood.

Sarah is such a crabby Patty

by Her Boss May 07, 2004

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Crabby Claw

This requires two people. One people must take their thumb and index finger, and pinch that tricep of the other person's, without them suspecting it. This usually results in a lot of pain if done correctly, and a slap in the face.

Yo I just crabby claw'ed the shit out of Dave the other day.

by Nick Diodato April 12, 2008

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Crabby Patty

A hamburger from In- N - Out. Secret-Secret Menu, with 2 buns covered in Thousand Island dressing, then grilled to create a magnificent burger. Limited time only.

"Can I get a crabby patty, I love that burger."

by John Dickens May 29, 2008

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