the art of blacking out or any form of passing out under the influence. Can also be used as a way to describe falling into a deep dark slumber.
'fuck I conked it'
'shit bro you shoulda seen Linda on the weekend, she conked it'
'ripped a fat cone and conked it mums life'
'shit bro you shoulda seen Linda on the weekend, she conked it'
'ripped a fat cone and conked it mums life'
by Grace the sk August 02, 2021
by ConkedOut January 18, 2020
conk is the doggo term for the drink coke or coca-cola, as doggos lack the proper pronunciation for hooman English.
by Skipperdogman September 25, 2017
Someone who looks incredibly washed up. Typically with greasy hair, still thinks cargo shorts are trendy, and most likely in the anime club. The absolute embodiment of a discord/reddit admin.
Friend 1: "Hey, did you hear about that kid the other day?"
Friend 2: "What about him?"
Friend 1: I heard he online dates on discord!"
Friend 2: "Woah, what a conk."
Friend 2: "What about him?"
Friend 1: I heard he online dates on discord!"
Friend 2: "Woah, what a conk."
by okipullup May 01, 2020
A bloke that's just a straight gimp. They're so dumb you take the piss out of every conversation with them
by BABAKanUSH January 02, 2020
by AntiXG June 25, 2021
that barry manilow sings through his big conk!
by duck January 23, 2004