Cluster Fuck 

A term used to describe any situation where there are way too many people in a given area.

Blatent over-crowdedness, whether it's people, cars on the road, etc.

I tried for 20 minutes to get a drink, but the bar was a total cluster fuck.

I was hoping to get closer to stage, but it was a major cluster fuck down there.

It took me over an hour to get out of the stadium; they should really do something so there's not a cluster fuck of cars after the game.

Cluster Fuck by TD_Niners October 21, 2012

cluster fuck 

A military term applied to a disorganized gathering of service personel, often times at the entry of a military building or common route which obstructs or hinders passage of other personel.

"We can't get into the barracks. There's a cluster fuck in the way."

"Get in rank you maggots. This is a total cluster fuck."

cluster fuck by kamikaze762x39 July 16, 2007

cluster fuck 

Used in the military when shit is going bad or something is majorly screwed up. Usually accompanied with a load of additional profanity, and if possible, physical confrontation.

"The right flank met with heavy armoured resistance, what a (add multiple expletives) cluster fuck. Where was that intell we were supposed to receive?"

cluster fuck by Fudge911 December 10, 2009

Cluster fuck 

Bumper to bumper traffic moving at a snail's pace. A bar or club where there's hardly room to move. A jam packed subway train.

"Can't even get to the bar to order, it's a total cluster fuck"

Cluster fuck by NYCman530 March 18, 2010

cluster fuck 

An impossible situation that causes much frustration but often is unforseen. These give a person a headache when simply thinking about resolving one.

When you invite three girls to a party and try to hook up with all of them, then you have a real cluster fuck on your hands.

cluster fuck by Andy Rozo December 28, 2005

cluster fuck 

Bush Administration and FEMA's responses to American hurricane disasters in states of Louisiana
and Texas in 2005.

Recovery efforts in Louisiana after hurricanes Katrina were
the living example of a cluster fuck.
Evacuation efforts in Texas before hurricane Rita are
another fine example of cluster fuck.

Sadly, the world enjoys watching America cluster fuck itself.

cluster fuck by Brian Kovarik October 4, 2005

Cluster Fuck 

All of the bad things that can happen do, thus saying fuck for each thing until this becomes cluster fuck.

John: First I to school late, then got a detentionn for it, then got to detention late, and worst of all my dad didn't believe I got a detention.
Jane: Damn, you got Cluster Fucked

Cluster Fuck by The Dude February 27, 2005