S-Dizzle: Nope, I'm driving. Although, to be honest, I can't really drink much even if I wanted to, I can't drink more than a bottle or cup of something in a night or else I become a human claymore.
D-Rizzle: I wish I had that ability. Women would be able to take advantage of me after only 10 dollars..
S-Dizzle: My name is John and my vag is wet! ::vomits::
D-Rizzle: I wish I had that ability. Women would be able to take advantage of me after only 10 dollars..
S-Dizzle: My name is John and my vag is wet! ::vomits::
by LoveMeSomeMe April 19, 2009
Get the human claymore mug.Shit Claymore is when a pet or person set a trap for a human by Shitting in a common entrance for said person. Often used for revenge
Zack: "so yesterday i walked in my house and my dog Little Man had shit infront of the door"
John: "Ah the old Shit Claymore trick you must have forgotten to feed him"
John: "Ah the old Shit Claymore trick you must have forgotten to feed him"
by liljohn433 August 16, 2010
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When you ball your hand into a fist (known as the stink fist) and shove it into a woman's butt hole. Then, with your other hand, you mimic the shape of a detonator and ask the woman to press the button. When she pushes the button you release your fingers so instead of a ball they are flat. Then the silly string doodoo escapes her anus due to the release in pressure.
I shoved my hand into Betty's anus and prepared my other hand as the detonator. She set off the detonator and thus received the Anal Claymore.
by Vanderbilt Commodore December 22, 2007
Get the Anal Claymore mug.“Some guy standing next to me in the bathroom told me he wanted to sword fight. I kindly informed him I was gifted with a Scottish claymore and that it isn’t a wise decision”.
by Peter Puller May 7, 2021
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p.s. i would sacrifice my genshin account for them tbh
p.s. i would sacrifice my genshin account for them tbh
by beidouslittleslut April 7, 2022
Get the dilucs_claymore mug.1. A person, who at the most inappropriate time, will say or do something that is a turn off to everyone within ear shot.
2. Add a few cans of loud mouth, and step away.
3. A social repellent to anyone around them.
2. Add a few cans of loud mouth, and step away.
3. A social repellent to anyone around them.
1. Oh God, here comes the social claymore.......wonder what type of havoc they will reap on this occasion.
2. When he drinks he gets loud and OBnoxious.
2. When he drinks he gets loud and OBnoxious.
by Maxperdiem May 16, 2010
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