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human claymore

S-Dizzle: Nope, I'm driving. Although, to be honest, I can't really drink much even if I wanted to, I can't drink more than a bottle or cup of something in a night or else I become a human claymore.

D-Rizzle: I wish I had that ability. Women would be able to take advantage of me after only 10 dollars..

S-Dizzle: My name is John and my vag is wet! ::vomits::
by LoveMeSomeMe April 19, 2009
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Shit Claymore

Shit Claymore is when a pet or person set a trap for a human by Shitting in a common entrance for said person. Often used for revenge
Zack: "so yesterday i walked in my house and my dog Little Man had shit infront of the door"
John: "Ah the old Shit Claymore trick you must have forgotten to feed him"
by liljohn433 August 16, 2010
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Anal Claymore

When you ball your hand into a fist (known as the stink fist) and shove it into a woman's butt hole. Then, with your other hand, you mimic the shape of a detonator and ask the woman to press the button. When she pushes the button you release your fingers so instead of a ball they are flat. Then the silly string doodoo escapes her anus due to the release in pressure.
I shoved my hand into Betty's anus and prepared my other hand as the detonator. She set off the detonator and thus received the Anal Claymore.
by Vanderbilt Commodore December 22, 2007
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scottish claymore

A term used to describe the penis of a man of Scottish heritage.
“Some guy standing next to me in the bathroom told me he wanted to sword fight. I kindly informed him I was gifted with a Scottish claymore and that it isn’t a wise decision”.
by Peter Puller May 7, 2021
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dilucs_claymore

someone who deserves the world and should know that i love them dearly
p.s. i would sacrifice my genshin account for them tbh
bro imagine not having dilucs_claymore in ur life 💀
by beidouslittleslut April 7, 2022
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Social Claymore

1. A person, who at the most inappropriate time, will say or do something that is a turn off to everyone within ear shot.

2. Add a few cans of loud mouth, and step away.

3. A social repellent to anyone around them.
1. Oh God, here comes the social claymore.......wonder what type of havoc they will reap on this occasion.

2. When he drinks he gets loud and OBnoxious.
by Maxperdiem May 16, 2010
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TURD CLAYMORE

when you take two carefully laid logs on each side of the toilet seat and slam the lid.
Dude I'm not cleaning that someone did a turd claymore in there!
by Arcaneos510 September 11, 2020
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