Chip

The nickname for an over-opinionated and under-informed female executive who enjoys posting unsolicited and uninsightful advice on how to be a good leader. Is usually unemployed making the irony so obvious, even Chip should see it.
Why does Chip keep writing about leadership when she has never been a CEO before?
by number1beztfuckup December 24, 2022
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Chip

After creating the infamous slur 'melt' over 10 years ago, We now come to you with the next trend setter. Created through the evolution of group banter, 'chip' is the new 'melt'.

In its most basic definition Chip means you are a disappointment, however can mean and not limited too: boring, flake, not funny, made a mistake, stupid.
Friend arrives at party and forgot his bottle of vodka - You would say "You absolute chip, can't believe you forgot your bottle"

Friend cancels a night out at the last minute - You would say "what a chip for cancelling last minute"

Friend cracks joke that was unfunny - You would say "About as funny as a chip" and could be followed by "such a chip'
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When a person, place or thing is corny or stupid.
That girl didnt give me her number, she's chips
by Mippa May 15, 2006
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Chips

Noun:

In replacement for bad, weak, stupid...

Can describe anything you don't like as chips.

Apparently originated in Boston, but nobody has yet seen people saying things are "chips".
1. "This place is so chips, there's nothing to do!"

2. "Yo John got with Melissa last night, but he said it was chips"
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chips

Money. Alternatively, a snack food.
I got so much chips I swear they call me Hewlett-Packard, I got so much chips you can have a bag if you're a snacker.
-weezy
by Haaannnnnnnnnahhhhhh July 14, 2008
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To use drugs recreationally or occasionally without being hooked.
Hank tells Bobby, "You've got your habit back."
Helen: "He's only chippin'."
Hank: "I chip. He uses."

(From the film The Panic in Needle Park. 1971.)
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Chipped

A girl that is crusty, messy and lazy, like chipped nail-varnish.
“Yo that Stacy bitch is chipped. You seen her mug?”
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