Croked

Getting fucked over.

You just got croked by Nathan!

by Stetchy January 12, 2015

crokemshire

Scottish-sounding golf slang meaning one-over-par, a.k.a. bogey.

Scorekeeper: Willie, what did you get on that hole?
Willie: Ach! Write me down for another crokemshire.

by DaveIROC-Z May 20, 2007

Croker Cock

A kind of male genitals that have grown on a woman that have grown so abnormally large the clitoris is now unrecognisable and deformed and everytime a croker cock ejaculates liquid tendies come out of the multiple dickholes in the croker cock and when threatned the crocker cock owner will yell sket very loudly

"Awh man i went to bang this chick and she had a massive Croker cock"

by Adbraham hitler July 20, 2018

Croke

When you drop your phone and it cracks really badly and then it doesn’t work.

Bro, I just croke my phone last night!

by Lolhahalol February 14, 2019

Crokersir

To make somebody croke thier last

He was found to be the crokersir

by Alanthebossboi November 10, 2019

Croker

When you cough/choke while smoking

What a fucking croker

Aha that fucking idiot croking again

by savethebridge September 15, 2020

croks.cos

Aha the hottest mf 🥵 everyone got a crush on this cosplayer

Hot piss🥵🥵 croks.cos

by T0zierh0ep1ss February 2, 2021