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Layzie bone: Yo its lil lay L-burna on tha mic.....*Spits some fuckin amazing shizzel on tha mic etc...*
by Eddersm October 8, 2006
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Burlap Sack Condom

When you wanna bang some slut and can't find a condom. So you run up the stairs to the living room and ask your grandma to knit you some protection. She doesn't know what the hell you're talking about, so you run out to the garage and dump all the potatoes out of the burlap sack that your Grandpa keeps out there.

You grab some scissors and cut out a funnel-shaped piece and rush back down to the basement where the slut is already waiting for you.

You wrap the Burlap Sack piece around your Johnson and start moving towards her.

She freaks out and wakes up your whole household. The next weekend you're moving into your own apartment and figuring out how to get a job.
Conversation Held in the basement:

You: "Alright baby, I got a condom. Let's get busy!"
Her: "Lando, how about little fucking romance you piece of shit? Ain't you never been laid before?
You: "Yeah, but you're really hot and...
Her: "Wait wait wait! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?"
You: "Nothing. Alright, you want some roman-"
Her: "Seriously, what the fuck is that thing? Let's see that shit. What the fuck? What is that wrapped around your dick?
You: "Nothing."
Her: "Bullshit."
You: "ok, it's a condom."
Her: "It is not, what is it?"
You: "Fine, it's a piece of burlap sack condom - listen, it's the best I could-
Her: "You crazy nigger. Do you really think that you're gonna stick that fucking potatoey-smelling, nigga-brand nappy head motha-fucking shit storm in my fucking snatch? THAT'S IT LANDO! YOU TAKE YOUR STARWARS CLOUD CITY MOTHER FUCKING SELF AND GET THE FUCK OFF ME. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Grandma: "Chile? Wha-whas go'n on down thah? Is you trying to fuck one of them sluts down there again? Charlie? Get yo' good fo' nothing self down heah' and see what yo' lazy-assed grandson is trying to do to the ho down in our house"
Grandpa: "That's it, Lando. I've had enough of this. First you're running around snortin' cocaine and hittin the neighbours with lightsabers, and now this. OUt with ya. I want you out by morning!"
by Pollup January 18, 2008
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Burnanaded

An insult that’s so bad and unexpected that it feels like someone just threw a grenade at you. Thus, the combination of the words: “burn” and “naded”. Do not confuse with the word “burnanate”.
Mom : Sam, dinner is ready, I made some for the girl you brought over too.
Sam : Damn dude, my mom called you a girl. You just got burnanaded!
by Evinkuraga August 17, 2007
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burnado

When tornado winds meet fire.
Bro if that tornado hits that fire it's going to be a burnado.
by MRLUXE March 5, 2020
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Burlap Sacking

The act of throwing a bag or pillow case over someone's head and beating them mercilessly with fists or another blunt object.
Dave's such an ass. He's due for a Burlap Sacking.
by GI Jones October 30, 2011
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burnageboy

that kid is a burnageboy , also known as ayman
by il.coglione.di.turno January 17, 2020
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Burnadett Vinisha

Used for the most sweetest, kind, lovely & beautiful person on Earth. A true Princess.
Burnadett Vinisha is the best person I've met.
by Master of my destiny November 24, 2021
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