bumrat

someone with a "right monster" stamp collection

"blankety blank" has a right monster stamp collection

by bum rat March 24, 2004

bumcake

a slang word used to describe the end result of defecating.

i had to go to the toilet 7 times today,each time to do a bumcake.

by tangent uk April 17, 2006

bumhat

Someone whos face looks so bad it resembles a rectum

Madelaine is a bumhat

by Pete Willis June 3, 2003

bumcakes

bumcakes are cakes shaped like an ass.

"wasn't it ironic when jim pushed sergio's face into the bumcakes and made him eat them?"

by missnull July 24, 2008

bumcake

a bumcake is a shit when it is in a pile like a cake or when hairy swetty men called ted, shit in there own babiies nappy to make a big pile of BUMCAKE

omg ted u have done it again

wot
uhave made anouther pile of crap it must be a bumcake

by a legend called sellers April 22, 2004

Bumrat

A name given to Chavs, also can be referred to as 'barry's'

That guy is such a bumrat!

by Rmb1982 August 11, 2010

bumcake

When you go to take a poo and you don't sit far back enough and the poo smooshes into a cake on the seat.

Me:"I totally made a bumcake on the toilet in zellers."
My Friend: "Awesome!!"

by whatsthematteriwithyou???? July 16, 2008