cutest little Buddhist

A term of endearment for people and/or animals while they're in a calm state-of-mind.

Cat: Meow, purr.....
Cat Owner: Awww, you're the cutest little Buddhist.

by TeaInTheMoment August 19, 2021

Buddhafication

The process of buddhafying oneself, or becoming Buddhist.

She learned the customs and practices of Buddha's teachings through Buddhafication.

by MeganD November 18, 2005

Buddhist Swastika

Of or relating to Buddhism. Found mostly on Asian Mahayana Buddhist Temples and their Statues. If the symbol is found on a food product it means that the food is all Vegetarian, thus causing no harm to animals in the creation of the food product. Thus keeping with Ahimsa, a term meaning to do no harm, a common practice found in Buddhism.

Home-Schooled Christian: Dude what's with the Nazi Ramen?
College Educated Buddhist: Yeah right, and I suppose that Chinese script is German too.

Home-Schooled Christian: I dunno, I can't read either.
College Educated Buddhist: No, X-tard, that's the Buddhist Swastika, it means that no harm was caused to animals in the preparation of this food product.

Home-Schooled Christian: What?
College Educated Buddhist: It's Vegetarian.

Home-Schooled Christian: Well, fuck that, I gotta have meat everyday.
College Educated Buddhist: You are Karmically-dispositioned towards Obesity.

by Black Plowman October 7, 2011

buddhist palm

a term in the martial arts worlds of ancient asia
1, two trees (that you were serene they were never alone, it it a zen setting)
2, a martial arts in which in ply(ed) the surest of relentless courage when another person lays defend
and so 3. breaking your hand or (leg) to save someone's life

It's not always unpeaceful, there's a buddhist palm outside.
"His hand's all broken, and maimed, he cracked the window and they drove off." "Cracked?"

by Setsuko Kaguya December 24, 2018

Neural Buddhist

Practitioners of The Shake, first perfected this manipulation of the brain in 2073. Consists of rearranging spindle neurons in such a manner as to affect an abrupt reorientation of Anterior Cingulate Cortex (ACC) processes, emotions and patterns of recognition. Some argue this was the singular act that pulled Homo Sapiens out of the specie’s self-created gutter.

The Neural Buddhist used The Shake to re-align his emotions.

by haserlub June 2, 2008

Buddhist

Either a pretentious, pompous, and pseudo-intellectual narcissist or, if they aren't from a westernized nation (e.g. USA, UK, France), a follower of the teachings of Buddha.

I am so deep because I am a Buddhist!

by Anferny Jackson May 29, 2005

Buddhist Monk

The sexual act of cumming on a woman's shaven or bald head.

"Did you hear about Damien's girl? She has to get chemo!"

"Good news is, he'll be able to buddhist monk that shit!"

Monk Buddhist Cum

by j_w84 April 24, 2010