Bryon

Smart, sweet, kind, caring, secretly ninja, handsome, eyes a forest green, musically inclined, cute, late start, improving. A Bryon's goals in life are very simple: enjoy life, get a fun job, and have someone to love. Was given a late start in life due to lack of family involvement, lack of contact with other people his age, and depression. However, Bryon is realizing his potential and will go on to become something that will give his mind the challenges that it is constantly craving. Incredibly intelligent. Quick learner. Perhaps Bryon will become a musician, a scientist or a teacher. Wonderful fencer. Even better kisser. The most sensitive straight guy you will ever meet. Will never try to hold you back. Will always treat you with respect. Eats like PacMan but never gains a pound. Extremely loyal to both his friends and his other. Crazy hair. Loves monkeys, 80's rock, and food. Lots of food...

Who's that guy with the hair?

Oh him? That's only Bryon, THE COOLEST DUDE EVER.

No way! We should be his friends!

by E.Mensch September 3, 2012

Bryson

The class clown usually gets in trouble but somehow manages to escape the wrath. Is very smart and funny. USALLY HAS A COCK THE SIZE OF THE MISSISSIPPI RIVER! Overall is the coolest person you'll ever know.

Omg that kid escaped the wrath he must be a Bryson.

by Foofumms October 13, 2015

Brozone

A bro's personal space (your bubble)

Hey brah, gtfo my Brozone, you're cramping my style.

by Brobiwankanobi April 9, 2009

bryson tiller

he is so fine and he is the hottest man to walk on our planet. we are blessed to have this man. i want him to have my kids. i’ll swallow his kids. he is such a hottie

person1: do you see that guy over there
person2:that’s a bryson tiller👅

by charlotte tiller June 23, 2020

dirty bryson

When a man slaps his fat nuts on a females eyes and screams lights out!

Hey did you hear about the kid that dirty brysoned the school thot at the party?

by Thy_black_scorpio July 25, 2020

Andrew Brydon Conception

The act of throwing up in someone else's asshole.

Person one: Someone threw up in my asshole and I had this really ugly kid; it was like an Andrew Brydon Conception
Person two: Wanna read slash?
Person one: *suicide nades*

by Kylie Whitaker May 18, 2008

Brozone Lair

A room, restaurant, cave, bar or other establishment for bros to hang out. Some brozone lairs may be equipped with high tech equipment such as flat screen tvs or gaming systems. While others are simply places of refuge from women or the stresses of daily life, such as a cave.

Work sure was tough today, you wanna grab a beer and hang in the brozone lair?

That wife of yours is a real curmudgeon we should hide out in the brozone lair.

by FakeNameForMe August 17, 2009