Brown Bag

Bangin' body, sure is a shotty, but her face is naughty.

"If you don't wear a rubber, your sons face will suffer, brown bag a bitch... brown bag a bitch" -Dingleberry Enterprises

by P.F. Dingleberry April 6, 2009

Brown bag it

to use a disposable, usually paper, bag to carry something. used most commonly by grammar school teachers, where students are going on a trip and should bring their lunch in a disposable container (usually a plastic or paper bag) instead of a metal or plastic lunch boxes

kid: mom, i cant find my lunch box.

mom: there's no time to look, just grab your sandwich and brown bag it.

by Mystic Bacon December 27, 2007

brown bag

When your fucking someone in the ass while wearing a condom and pull out which you look to find out that your condom is covered in poop.

I was fucking the bitch so hard in the ass, when I was done this bitch gave me a brown bag.

by Deeptoot123 September 13, 2011

Brown bag

this word means basically whatever you want it to mean. You use it in a sentence to make people around you wonder what the hell your talkind about. They'll ask, "Whats a brown bag?" I usually respond,"Sorry, can't tell you. Its a secret."

Quit brown bagin around the place like your some sort of magic man; Why can't you just be like everyone else and clean your brown bag every once in a while?

by jordan lee walker January 22, 2009

brown bag it

Having sex with someone who has a brown paper bag over their head.

A: Damn, that girl is so ugly. You still going to take her home?
B: Yeah, I'll just have to brown bag it.

by Anti-Climacus October 5, 2006

Brown Bag

The act of unzipping one's bean bag, and taking a dump in it... then zipping it back up for the next unsuspecting user.

D: "I just brown bagged my roomates bean bag while he was showering."
L: "Dude thats raw!"
D: "I can't wait for movie night tonight!"

*later that night during movie night*

K: "Oh you guys are asses!"

by Fenchfckr October 18, 2009

Brown bag

Poop on own balls

I had massive diarrhea and my scrotum got brown bagged

by 2 jens 1 cup September 14, 2015