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Minge Botherer

Typically, an elderly gent, who has a penchant for chatting up much younger women, who are certainly out of his league. While he is full cognisant of this fact, he is forever hopeful they are not so observant.

Embarrassing for all concerned, with the exception of the Minge Botherer himself.

He is blissfully unaware, he's making himself look like, 'a proper tool.'
Look at that silly old fart, trying to chat up the pretty young lady. He's got zero chance of getting into her knickers - What a total minge botherer!
by The Botherer July 20, 2022
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Northerner

Northerners are often depicted as being scruffy, dirty, rude, obnoxious folk. Unfortunatly, this is the way they are viewed and portrayed but it couldn't be further from the truth. It is assumed that, because of the northern accent, northeners are stupid and uneducated. This is yet again untrue, it is just an accent. A way of speaking. Would you call a texan an idiot for speaking in the way they do? of course not. Would you call a londoner an idiot for speaking the way they do? of course not. That is exactly the same. People say northeners should get a full grasp on the english language but the truth is that they do have a ful grasp on the english language, they just pronounce words differently.

Northeners are very down to earth people, they try hard and alway give a good days work. Coming from one of the poorest parts of England does not stop them from being lovely and considerate.
Most often than not it is southeners that insult northeners. This is due to the North South Divide. To be fair Northeners have a porr view on southeners. It is all fair.
"I'm a northerner, it's fantastic."
by Twomanywheels October 23, 2013
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Northerner

An unintelligent individual who is usually spotted wearing Adidas and Le Coq Sportif tracksuits in an order to be perceived as "Trendy". Often found rifling through bins for food, they are the lowest form of scum, after Australians.

Communicate using animal like slang and resort to violence for any possible reason. This is often started by the large swarms of Chavs or Townies hanging under every shop doorway. Favor shops like Tesco and the local corner shops where they are seen illegally buying Cigarettes and cheap Booze.

Always carry drugs on their person as they are able to be bought at every turn.

Northern England, Why live any where else?

I'm a northerner. Don't rage.
"Wanna go up to northern England for the weekend?"
"I'd rather lick my own Arse hole"

"Ayup Youth, wanna come down t' pub to get pissed we me? Got 10 quid but it'll be right innit.

I'm a northerner.
by Northern English twat. December 18, 2010
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northerner

A "Yankee."

Someone who can't stand southern accents, but have obviously never had to listen to themselves talk.

Someone who is incredibly rude, obnoxious, and just mean at times.

Someone who thinks that they're better than you if you were born south of the Mason/Dixie line.

Someone who drinks their tea hot and unsweetened. (EWW!!)
My new teacher is a Northerner, and I can't stand to listen to her talk.
by J_Leigh July 26, 2007
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horse botherers

Blackburn Rovers Football Club and their Supporters are known as the Horse Botherers.
Who are the Horse Botherers (Blackburn) playing today?
by Mad Ferret April 8, 2016
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Northerner

Any idiot residing above the Mason-Dixon Line that assumes Southerners are racist. Likes unsweetened tea and uses the word COUGHFEE.
Hey you African-American haters, why don't you go drink some sweet tea and brew some COUGHFEE. Ha, us Northerners are soo superior.
by Kieron J June 23, 2006
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dog botherer

Derogatory phrase, used in a similar fashion to shit stabber, sheep shagger and mexican cheese dragon.
Oh my god that guy is such a dog botherer...

You fucking jeylord I bet you bother dogs...
by Squirrelking May 8, 2004
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