Blumpatola

The act of receiving a blowjob while taking a dump and wearing a towel around your head.

Scott enjoyed coming home from work, pulling a towel out of the hamper, and receiving a blumpatola from his partner.

by Blumpster September 3, 2009

blueangel

An angel or guardian against cyber bullies.

Alternate form: BA

She's a blueangel for standing up to those snark sharks.

by tippiechick November 6, 2011

bork the blup

A depraved sex act involving handcuffs, a billy club, and leather boots, often performed with one of the participants role playing as a cop. The sex act itself, which is too vulgar to describe in writing, exists entirely outside of mainstream sexuality or even fringe sexuality. People who have borked the blup are often unwilling to admit to it because of a taboo stigma that marks them as permanently undesirable to future sex partners. The act is considered to be so vile and disgusting that even environments that typically tolerate or celebrate explicit sexual discussions of sex (e.g. comedy clubs, fraternity houses, brothels) are often intolerant of anyone who would try to mention it.

Lover #1: So, I was thinking maybe we could try something a little kinky tonight.
Lover #2: bites lower lip Mmmm, tell me more...
Lover #1: Well, I was thinking maybe we could...you know...bork the blup.
record scratch, music stops
Lover #2: Fuck you! Fuck you! You depraved pervert! This relationship is over! I don't EVER want to see you again. Ever! How DARE you suggest something so vile, so debased...I hate you!

by Blup Borker August 6, 2020

blugan

To break very easily, almost like you break (your bones)for no apparent reason.

Paul was away from school for weeks, for he was blugan after getting stabbed with a pencil in the knee.

by The Breakable December 24, 2008

blumpamotive

To recieve a blumpie while traveling in a R.V.

Dude i got the best blumpamotive the other day when me and your mom went on a romantic drive.

by Rocco Cocko III April 17, 2011

malex bluban

Two people Dating that offend school rules all the time ( specifically PDA rules) They talk ALL THE TIME

That persons really a malex bluban

I guess they’re getting another write up today *sigh*

by SreoFN on youtube May 6, 2019

BlueAnon

Also "BlueQ" -- a loose and leaderless group of mainly Democratic or left-wing voters which falls every conspiracy that comes down the pike. They don't need evidence, they just believe. The Russian (or "Putin controls Trump") conspiracy, The Jussie Smollet conspiracy, the Kavanaugh-is-a-gang-rapist conspiracy, there are 60 genders, genes and genitals are interchangeable, logic is White Supremacist, Abraham Lincoln founded the KKK, Joe Biden is mentally acute enough to be President, 80,000,000 enthusiastic voters put Biden and Harris in office, election fraud is unproven and virtually impossible, ANTIFA and BLM rioters are mostly peaceful --- the list is endless. And the more absurd the claim, the more convinced they are of its truth.

Trey: Joe Biden is the most popular man on earth.

Normal guy: Have you been hanging out at BlueAnon sites?

Trey: I'm naming my first child BlueQ but I can't figure out whether I'm gonna be the mom or the dad.

by Mrs Don-o March 7, 2021