Orlando Bloom

An AVERAGE looking person who DOESN'T want to have purses,pins,pens,bookmarks,clothes and lipstick with his name/picture on them. He needs to move to Russia to get away from those scary, lifeless fangirls.

All the girls were screaming and fighting over an orlando bloom poster.

by guest drone #89 December 10, 2004

Apple Bloom

A fictional character in the tv show "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic" she is a filly who has yet to get her cutie mark, is in the club "The Cutie Mark Crusaders", is friends with scootaloo and sweetie belle

Guy 1"have you seen mlp?"

Guy 2" yea apple bloom is best pony!"

Guy 1" ... "

by Super-Brony September 3, 2012

There Will Be Bloodshed

The song from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance and theme song of Jetstream Sam, the biggest and most handsome Brazilian man to ever live. Only the most Gigachad and Based people can listen to it.

Verse 1
Memories broken
The truth goes unspoken
I’ve even forgotten my name
I don’t know the season
Or what is the reason
I’m standing here holding my blade
A desolate place
Without any trace
It’s only the cold wind I feel
It’s me that I spite
As I stand up and fight
The only thing I know for real

Chorus
There will be bloodshed
The man in the mirror nods his head
The only one
Left
Will ride upon the dragon’s back
Because the mountains don’t give back what they take
Oh, no, there will be blood-
-shed
It’s the only thing I’ve ever known

Verse 2
Losing my identity
Wondering, have I gone insane?
To find the truth in front of me
I must climb this mountain range
Looking downward from this deadly height
And never realizing why I fight

by Mr Yeast May 24, 2022

orlando bloom

English actor, notable for having absolutely no acting ability at all. Has appeared in two of the most famous film franchises of recent times, and has contributed more to ruining the suspension of disbelief in these films than any number of white Volkswagens seen driving in the background.

Guy: "Every time Orlando Bloom has a speaking part in a movie I cringe"

Fangirl: "You just say that cos you're jealous that he's sex on legs!!!!"

Guy: "People say Johnny Depp's sex on legs too and I think he's a cool actor. I just don't like Orlando Bloom because he couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag"

by Ghunt70 October 23, 2007

Bloodshows

A website that shows people getting killed in several ways.

Guy: hey did you hear about that man that got his head cut off?

Guy's friend: heard about it? I saw the video on

Bloodshows

by SmitsonBopit July 29, 2012

bloons td 6 player 3

Asshole who only buys banana farms, airdrops, and monkey villages for extra space for banana farms, they are practically a bottomless bank account, yet refuse to share any recourses whatsoever despite demanding and leaving if nobody does the same

Player 1: Bro why is the top right half of the map filled with banana farms?
Player 2: Bro c'mon, we are leaking bloons, help us, you have loads of money
Player 4: PLEASE IM SO BROKE I HAVE 0 DOLLARS JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING
Player 3: Haha, money go brrrrrr
Player 1: Of course bloons td 6 player 3

by Extra Frosty boi June 13, 2023

bloomfield high school

The is the school for the mixed people. Thotty Whites, Bitchy Blacks, Hoeing Latinos. Where they have blackouts on sunny days. And where there track teachers go to sexually assault students. And when there is fights for no reason. What a great day it is to be a Bloomfield Bengal.

John - Oh you go to Bloomfield High School?
Mary - Yea
John - That’s where all the thots, bitches and hoes go. That mixed school is so dumb

by OnDeadHomies October 24, 2019