Blonk

A round and/or cute object or person.

That car has a lot of blonk!

by nooneshouldnomyname July 26, 2021

Blonk

People with bias for a group of only 4 girls,they are stupid,lazy and delusional,attack other 3 memebers, Basically dogs that bark.

Eg. "Blonks are barking at Jennie"

"Blonks are complaining because Jisoo have

less line"

"Blonks hate Lisa"

"Rosé is getting attack by Blinks"

by ArealBlinks September 3, 2020

Blonked

What occurs when an individual is exposed to high amounts of Jaap in a short span of time, either intentionally or unintentionally.

Ex. 1: "We Jaaped till we Blonked."
Ex. 2: "Get Blonked, loser!"

by molerat404 October 30, 2023

blonk

Blonk - Verb
To rob a bank, usually using guns or some other equipment and escaping utilising a well-placed car.

Criminal 1: Hey, wanna go blonk?
Criminal 2: Sure, blonking sounds great!

by Los Patatas April 2, 2022

Blonk

An Australian term for a fuckwit who doesnt think before speaking and are fully slow in the head like they have brain damage.

Yeh mate that aaron guy is on his phone right now, what a blonk mate

by Pauly dogzinni December 21, 2020

Blonk

A nickname given to those with utmost respect. only legends get the privilege to be called such a name.

Hey, look at that guy, he's such a Blonk!

by anonymous February 13, 2025

blink blonk

A flirtatious act used by the socially awkward

Girl: blink blonk
Guy: Shieeet wanna go out?
Girl: Mhm

by ..o June 24, 2018