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bagsy tax black magic 

U.K. Slang. Calling dibs. Has the same definition as "bagsy" - to claim something for yourself - but is more powerful.

A "bagsy tax black magic" is the ultimate form of dibs. It beats the second highest dibs; "bagsy tax", and lastly, the least authoritative; "bagsy".
Bob: "Geez some chuggy."
Alice: "There's wan left."
Bob: "Bagsy"
Chris: "Bagsy tax" *Chris claims the chuggy from Bob*
Chris: "Yaaaas, ya fucken wank-stain."
Dick: "Bagsy tax black magic" *Dick unleashes the power of a bagsy tax black magic and omnipotently claims the chuggy*
Dick: "Ya dancer!"

Broke back Bagpipe 

A Broke Back Bagpipe, is when you simultaneously blow air into your partners ass, after that, your partner will fart that air, back into your airway.
I introduced your mom to the Broke Back Bagpipe last night.

back door bagpipe 

Inserting a straw into a person's asshole, taking a hit off a joint, and exhaling into rectum. Then remove straw and press firmly on stomach forcing a smoke fart out. It is then inhaled again and the process is repeated.
My ass is still smoking from that back door bagpipe last night.

Man this is some good weed. Anyone up for a back door bagpipe?

Billy brought in a bag of weed begging for a back door bagpipe.
back door bagpipe by super "K" December 8, 2015

blackbaggin' 

To pack all your cheating/nagging other half's belonging to be thrown out on the street. Preferably when he/she is out on the front street begging for forgiveness, black bags are optional.
I 'm blackbaggin' the bitch's stuff onto the street while she begged she did'nt cheat/nag at me.
blackbaggin' by TheDoctorUK May 15, 2016

blackbaggin' 

To murder without being caught. Wrapping dead bodies in black garbage bags and dumping them
They won't be talkin that shit when we start blackbaggin in Decatur
blackbaggin' by cocaine706 December 5, 2004

Blackbaggin 

Having a black man's ball sack stretched across your face.
I got caught blackbaggin.
Blackbaggin by Bill michigan July 12, 2017