A new economic policy proposed by the presidential hopeful M. Rommey. The presidential candidate and other proponents of this program argue that it will stimulate the economy via a “flush-down” effect, similar to the “trickle-down” effect that revolutionized the economic thinking during the Reagan administration.

The "A golden yacht for every billionaire" program is backed by economic research. A recent, double-blind study has revealed that billionaires are at least 15% more likely to spend time in their yachts if they are given additional yachts made out of solid gold. Because the plumbing of yachts is such that fecal waste is discharged directly into the water, providing golden yachts to billionaires will thuswise result in 15% more fecal waste from billionaires being available in the aquatic ecosystem. In this way, poor people may supplement their diets with partially digested corn kernels and discarded shrimp nubs that they may find at the water’s edge. The additional nutrients in the aquatic ecosystem are also expected to positively impact the fishing industry as billionaire feces is known to attract certain species of fish. As a result of the increased nutritive resources available, the average lower and middle class worker will have the energy to work three jobs instead of just two, resulting in additional tax revenue to fund the program and generally stimulating the economy.

by AluminumGreenspan September 09, 2012

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Million Dollar Billionaires (M$B)

The Million Dollar Billionaires is an elite group of igorant educated muhfuckas who's sole purposes in life are to become million dollar billionaires and to ball outrageous. These young men are ballaholics who love the dough more than you know.

Established at the Boston Latin School in 2003 the founding father's of the Million Dollar Billionaires were Mo Money, Old Ass Man aka F.I.A, and Caesar Leo. The group was established while the ballaholics were posted in the home of Old Ass Man.

They live by the saying "We madd ignant yo!!!"

Current members include:
P-Cutta, Killa Cam, Dirty Jay, Black and Gigabyte.

If you want to be a part of the Million Dollar Billionaires (M$B) you gotta be ballin or have some chance of ballin eventually.

M$B wannabe:"Ay, ay yo you fittin to fuck wit dem million dollar billionaires?"

Hater:"Fuck naw, those niggas are corny as shit."

M$B wannabe:"Word to mother those million dollar niggas got solid gold underwear."

Hater:"Fuck those niggas, they aint got shit."

(Million Dollar Billionaires walk in and drop there pants.)

M$B:"We madd ignant yo!!!"

Hater:"Damn those niggas is ignant, but they do have gold underwear though."

by L Himself July 20, 2008

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Billionaires

We (The shit-libs) hate billionaires... And climate change is super important... But only until a corporate feminist needs to spend $70,000 a month in her private jet to get her front end loosened by a tight end...

Hym "And then billionaires are fine. And climate change? Well, you see, it isn't THAT billionaire that is the problem... It's only the ones that aren't willing to feed little girls to my donkey overlord. But seriously guys... It's SUPER important that the kills from the Palestinian genocide add to my scoreboard, ok? Don't give them to the Jews."

by Hym Iam February 22, 2024

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Billionaire

A hoarder whom collects money for the sadistic purpose of removing it from the economy.

That billionaire thinks that a spending budget of 20 million dollars a year is not enough to live comfortably upon, so he keeps hoarding money.

by Locally sourced guillotines July 12, 2025

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