Besties for Resties

Best friends for the rest of life.

My friend and I are besties for resties.

by Beccas December 11, 2007

Bestie Playa

A person that collects a whole slew of Besties, instead of just having one.

David is a Bestie Playa. First it was Joli, then Igrid, now Blackhawk.

by david_playa May 8, 2013

bestie

random stranger on internet

@tiredmehjabin: (g)i-dle is the best gg of 4th gen
@swiftsvelvet: period bestie!!

by shutthefuckuppri February 27, 2021

Bestie westie

The girl that would always be for you every time u need her; your bestie, ur ride or die ❤

aww u my bestie westie

by Yafavgurlll May 31, 2018

Bestie

Bestie. Best{ee}:
Term for Best Friend! One who is always by your side, who never ditches you, and who would take a bullet for you. This term is not to be mistaken for beastie which means something entirely different.

Julia is my bestie.

Steve: Who you hanging out with tonight Carl?

Carl: MY BESTIE!

by B-tothe-J October 2, 2010

crypto-bestiality

Sexual encounters between humans and mythological creatures, i.e. dragons, unicorns, manticores, basilisks, homunculuses

1. Darren has just decided to leave his boyfriend for a unicorn. He has renounced humanity for crypto-bestiality.

2. Knock off that crypto-bestiality and finish your homework!

by magicalunicornfucker December 7, 2009

bestiality

a form of animal abuse where a human has sexual contact with an animal

person 1: I'm actually really into bestiality. what are your views on it?
person 2: I'm sorry, but WHAT?
person 1: I'm in a relationship with a dog, and she really enjoys it, i think it should be more normalised
person 2: ...
person 1's body was later found in a rubbish bag hidden in an alley. An autopsy showed he was likely beaten to death, and that he had actually been missing a brain since the age of 8.

by Lavafox August 23, 2020