big bess chess

a girl who thinks everything is a banana
boy: who is eating a tree?
girl: oh thats big bess chess, she thinks everything is a banana
by godlygrasseater January 20, 2022
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Red Bonnie Bess

A certain kind of money shot in which the person giving oral sex is first shot in the eye and then mouth, while simultaniously being double fish hooked. This provides the one eyed pirate patch look and the aaarrrrggghhh! sound.

" I totally gave that chick a Red Bonnie Bess last night, I made the corners of her mouth touch her ears, and I thinks she's blind in one eye now!"
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Dom Bess

Dom Bess is the greatest off spinner known to mankind, known for his toe crushing yorkers and his drag downs that get caught at point.
Dom Bess loopy yorker
by saqib simp June 03, 2021
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Bess

she is the most pure-hearted, caring, loving person you will ever meet. she has the most amazing personality, and she is a true friend. She puts herself down and puts everyone else on a pedestal, even though she is worth so much. she will go out of her way to make your day the slightest bit better. When she cares about you, she would give the world just to see you happy for a second, but she gets attached quickly and sometimes cares too much. When she puts her mind to something, she is amazing at it. She is also very insecure about her appearance, even though she is very beautiful. People treat her badly because they are jealous of her and don't value her worth.
Girl "why are you sad"
Boy "because I just broke up with Bess. I am really regretting it right now"
by Besslove12 June 13, 2022
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Bess

Bess is the most pure-hearted, caring, loving person you will ever meet. She has the most amazing personality, and she is a true friend. She puts herself down and puts everyone else on a pedestal, even though she is worth so much. she will go out of her way to make your day the slightest bit better. When she cares about you, she would give the world just to see you happy for a second, but she gets attached quickly and sometimes cares too much. When she puts her mind to something, she is amazing at it. She is also very insecure about her appearance, even though she is very beautiful. People treat her badly because they are jealous of her and don't value her worth.
Boy 1 "why are you sad"
Boy 2 "because I just broke up with Bess. I am really regretting it right now"
by Besslove12 June 13, 2022
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Bess

Bess is an ugly name. People called Bess should just give up on love, popularity and the above. If your called Bess then where the hell did your parents call you? In a pub?
Mum: YESSSS TOTTENHAM
Dad: CMONNN THIS IS THE BESSSSS-
TV: *Man City scores*
Mum: DAD U THOUGHT OF A NAME FOR OUR UGLY BABY GIRL-
Dad: What?
Mum: BESS!!
Dad: I was abt to say best but alr
by user0001 May 28, 2022
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