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benjamin button

(Ben*ja*min-But*ton) The state of feeling like a damn, old ass man when your really young; Also when your still fairly young but your damn body is deteriorating like a fucking 80yr old
Yo bert! Your only fucking 30 years old and you keep on injuring your damn self!! Broken Bones!!..Torn fuckin ligaments!!...HA HA..You Benjamin Button MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!!
by bertabunand2 May 5, 2009
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Benjamin button

Verb: the act of eating out a girl (ass or pussy) soo deep that it causes reverse aging by the process of reverse birth (i.e. Reentering the womb)
On this season of HBO girls, a dude benjamin buttoned Allison Williams.
by Gyc February 27, 2015
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Benjamin Buttoned

When a young person is shunned and rejected because of their classic interests. Music, Movies, etc. Like Benjamin Button was because of his disgusting appearance at first.
Jock 1- Dude, Dante likes Frank Sinatra AND Marx Brothers movies

Jock 2- Lets give him a good ol' lynchin and make him show us his dick but call him gay for it

Jock 1- He's so Benjamin Buttoned
by mophead1 August 11, 2010
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Benjamin button

Verb: the act of eating out a girl (ass or pussy) soo deep that it causes reverse aging by the process of reverse birth (i.e. Reentering the womb)
On this season of HBO girls, a dude benjamin buttoned Allison Williams.
by Gyc February 27, 2015
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The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.


*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html
"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."
by cjm94611 February 24, 2009
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benjamin button's dick

Benjamin Button's dick: a Disease that causes ur to grow smaller untill u have a mangina
BRO! Your giving me Benjamin Button's dick!

It was so cold out side that i have Benjamin Button's dick
by Prime Minister McRibs April 10, 2016
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Benjamin Buttoned

When an older guy has sex with a younger woman so much he starts becoming younger and she starts aging.
I Benjamin Buttoned this 22 year old chick the other day, now I’m feeling 25 again.
by Bulgarian69 November 9, 2017
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