Bending A Biscuit

To take a long shit that coils in the toilet like a french crossaint.

I let the dog out in the back yard thinking she wanted to run around, but that SOB was bending a biscuit on my lawn.

by Waddle Doodle November 16, 2007

bendage

The degree of bending in an object

What was the bendage of that arrow when it hit the target?

by danibox_ December 18, 2018

Bendanism

Bendansim- The heterosexual male identifies himself straight, limiting himself to the rules of alignment. The male indulges in fruiticous activities leaning him away from the structure, straight he is now bent. or in other words gay Batty benda , and Benda bwoy are relative synonyms

POV: *Someone straight that is acting gay* ayo that's some bendanism

by MonkeyBalls 8=) November 7, 2022

Gender Bending

Gender Bending is when a someone has their gender swapped around. This practice is particularly used in the anime series known as Fate when people from history have their gender altered.

"I was watching Fate, it turns out King Arthur is actually a girl"
"Just wait, that's only the start of it"
"Really"
"Yes that's called gender bending"

by A local loser March 13, 2023

pole bending

An event in which a horse weaves between poles at a gallop.

Pole bending is for cowgirls.

by sessy_fluffy July 24, 2006

Bending Over

The act of messing up, screwing up, letting someone take advantage of you, etc.

Example 1

Guy 1 to Guy 2: Way to let that guy take your seat. You really bent over

Example 2

Guy 1 to Guy 2: You just gave up another touchdown.
Guy 3: You're really bending over

by bender23 January 23, 2011

Bender Bending Rodrieguez

A robot from futurama, second funniest character on the show.

Bender Bending Rodrieguez: Shut up Zoidberg, the robot bending events are starting! The robots flex their robot muscles. Something tells me I could easily beat those trained professionals.

Bender Bending Rodrieguez: An open casting call for child robots? Tinny Tim? Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

Tinny Tim: What's that sir?

Bender Bending Rodrieguez: That I, Bender, am perfect for the role!

Tinny Tim: You raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly sir! He raises his crutch. Bravo!

by Teh_Prezel June 11, 2006