beaver dam

(noun)- A friend who acts as a buffer between you and an unattractive female (see: ugly ass bitch). Plural- beaver dams

(verb)- to block an unattractive female from hooking up with a friend upon his/her request. Past tense: -med

Damn, to keep that ugly drunk bitch from fucking me, I need my friend to be my beaver dam. (noun)

Was I just beaver dammed by that guy? (verb, past tense)

by A friend and his beaver dam December 28, 2007

Beaver Dam

When a woman cock blocks another woman

Tiffany, you're such a bitch, you totally beaver dammed me when I was trying to hook up with Trevor last night!

by sodapopjorge May 3, 2017

beaver dam

one of the best towns in Wisconsin. everyone here is very nice and welcoming, if you watch out for the snakes. the kids are all talented at something and very smart. all the girls are beautiful, and all the guys are very goodlooking. it’s a small town with little to do, but there’s always something fun to do if you’ve found the right friends :)

man, I wish I could live in beaver dam. sounds like a lot of fun.

by it’s whatever lol November 28, 2018

Beaver Dam

A place of residence of University of Colorado students located on the corner of Broadway and Grandview. Party?

There was an epic vikings and whores party at the beaver dam.

by party? May 5, 2009

Beaver Dam

Something to say when you shouldn't outright say "damn". No, It isn't a feminine cock block you silly morons.

Person1: "Aww beaver dam, I spilled liquid nitrogen all over my new pants!"

Person2: "Well, shucks, isn't that just a shame!"

Both: Hahaha!

by J.J.J. Smith III Esq. August 25, 2008

beaver dam

The ugly chick that keeps unknowingly cock blocks the hot one. One might almost feel sorry for her.

That poor fucking beaver dam has no idea she's cock blocking any of us.

by kcoochie December 10, 2014

Beaver Dam

The opposite of cock block-for females.

Shit Jenny just beaver dammed her roommate!

by Fllee68 February 13, 2020