Invisible Baseball Bat

After protected sex , a man pulls off the condom on his penis and the slaps the women he has slept with across the face with the jizz filled condom.

I really hit her hard with the invisible baseball bat.

by Lenispentils May 14, 2018

14" baseball-bat ho

the most common use for a sloppy second bitch

dont you dare use my backyard or youll go from a batcave to a 14" baseball-bat ho

by Cody5050 January 27, 2021

A lion with a baseball bat

What you tattoo on your own back so people know not to mess with you. WARNING: Could be mistaken for a butt with a wig playing the oboe.

Person 1: That's a lion with a baseball bat
Person 2: Kinda looks like a butt with a wig playing the oboe.

by Exxacto February 19, 2023

Oklahoma City Baseball Bat

The Oklahoma City Baseball Bat is an erotic method where a male breaks there dick via a baseball bat and then smears feces and soap on it.

Dude, Mark just did the Oklahoma City Baseball Bat.

by Pissguy9 June 25, 2025

big-bat baseball

big-bat baseball is when a small group of friends or just people play baseball but with twisted rules. these rules include pitchers mound to home or 1st base... force out to 2nd or 3rd... depeneding on players 2-3 outs, the pitch count will go up to 8 balls and 3 strikes, also u do not use regulation size field u use wut ever looks pretty good distance, equipment includes a mark mcgwire vortex bat and a tennis ball, homeruns are past the fire hydrant and if it bounces onuce and then goes psat it is a triple bounces more then once n goes past = double. when running bases the player must stop when the pitcher gets it (not completly just dont keeping running bases). last rule have fun and remember jeff is a good comment 8D

hey joe wanna play big-bat baseball?
big bat baseball is awesome

by not jeff for sure August 20, 2006

baceball bat

An implement used by a certain N Kiote for pleasuring his anal area.

See also ass clown and turd burglar.

N Kiote found his baceball bat lodged horizontally in his lower rectum. And it hurt like a bitch.

by jaap March 29, 2004

base-ball bat

A base-ball bat is a wodden stick. Taht can be used for the game of Base-ball, smashing mailboxes in drive by hittings, or for breaking someone's nose, and even windows. Really fun.

idoit 1: wanna smash some mailboxes?!
idoit 2: SURE!!
me: with what?
idoit 1: duh...a..uh..
idoit 2: A BASE-BALL BAT!!
me: (sigh)

by Mrs. Shelly Dirnt May 12, 2006