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Balter Banter

" the art of artless dancing whilst partaking in chat that is playful, intelligent and original!! "
We had such a fun night dancing last night..it was proper Balter Banter!
by PFP CREW BABE March 18, 2017
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Archbishop of Banterbury

When a friend or member of your group cracks jokes like they are a comedic god. They have good bants and think they are they are worthy of the title
by Smiffy-Sniff May 16, 2018
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bantersaurus rex

those who display an abundance of banterlicious banter
usually found in banterville
hey, have u seen that guy over there, hes a bantersaurus rex.
by lord chizzle of chizzleton February 14, 2009
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bantex

A contraction of 'Banter Vortex' - this would be created when an individual said something particularly un-funny in an otherwise banterous situation, thus sucking in all the banter. To be avoided at all costs.

It can also be used to describe said individual.

See Also:
Negative Banter
Banter Machine
by TourC*nt May 9, 2005
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Banter Sheath

A condom that you keep in your wallet in spite of the fact that you know you already have a girlfriend.
'He's gone to see that bird again'

'He's proper gonna get her up the duff, his Mrs will find out!'

'Don't worry youth he's packing a banter sheath just incase'
by babadobey January 4, 2010
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bantercise

A way of telling someone that their banter is not up to scratch.
Guy1: Dude, that guy last night completely failed to make me laugh.
Guy2: Agreed, he needs some serious bantercise.
by BECCYBONES July 19, 2010
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Banterdactyl

A member of the banter kingdom.
A word used to describe the presence of banter flying in the room. Usually sighted when a group of people fire banter back and forth between themselves.
John : "My balls smell like Peter's mouth"
Mike : "How do you know what Peter's mouth smells of?"
John : "Like my balls"
Peter : (Laughing and trying to cough at the same time)
Sarah : "When you stroke a dog a certain way it makes that noise"
Mike : "There's a Banterdactyl in the room"
by Lsmudge September 5, 2011
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