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The Ballad Of Chasey Lain is an AMAZING song by the Blood Hound Gang about the uber sexy porn star Chasey Lain.
Lyrics to "The Ballad Of Chasey Lain"
Dear chasey lain
I wrote to explain
Im your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can
Youve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
Ive had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
Youve had a lotta dick chasey
But you aint had mine
Dear chasey lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?
Youve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
Ive had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
Youve had a lotta dick chasey
But you aint had mine
Dear chasey lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass
Youve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
Ive had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
Youve had a lotta dick chasey
But you aint had mine
P.s.
Mom and dad this is chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show em them titties
Now show em them titties
P.s.
Mom and dad this is chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show em them titties
Now show em them titties
Would ya fuck me for blow?
Dear chasey lain
I wrote to explain
Im your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can
Youve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
Ive had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
Youve had a lotta dick chasey
But you aint had mine
Dear chasey lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?
Youve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
Ive had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
Youve had a lotta dick chasey
But you aint had mine
Dear chasey lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass
Youve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
Ive had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
Youve had a lotta dick chasey
But you aint had mine
P.s.
Mom and dad this is chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show em them titties
Now show em them titties
P.s.
Mom and dad this is chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show em them titties
Now show em them titties
Would ya fuck me for blow?
by Pink Power Ranger September 5, 2008
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by Duke Reuben February 10, 2009
Get the Ballassed mug.Something that is so awesome you have to resort to this word to explain it's awesomeness. Like awesomesauce except way better. Term coined by livelifeloud on YouTube.
by [livelifeloud] January 13, 2011
Get the Ballasauce mug.The musical equivalent of an orgasm. Originated/popularized in the 70s by bands such as Led Zeppelin, Aerosmith, and Lynyrd Skynyrd. Generally longer than average rock songs and often consist of a variety of instruments, not just guitars and drums.
by himomareyouproudofme April 1, 2010
Get the power ballad mug.A derogatory name given to a person who is withholding a comment/skill/resource in order to purposefully change the atmosphere in which he is residing by then revealing the sandbagged item.
A person who is a Ballast is one who pretends to have no Snickers when asked, but really does and is just waiting to lower the general mood of his surroundings with the no, then appear bring the mood that much higher when the hidden Snickers have been revealed.
by Crafty Madhes November 17, 2010
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